PETITION: Make mbaxter properly display his real title

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Ghost forum Tag?

I want the true baxter to be embraced!
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I want to live in the baxter past!
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Who the hell is baxter?
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Guys, have you seen my keys? I can't find them
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I took the keys from that guy! Get Larceny-ed you big nerd!
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Total votes: 6
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PETITION: Make mbaxter properly display his real title

Post by otterfiend » Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:29 pm

mbaxter is a particularly well known member of the community.

How much do we ACTUALLY know about him though? We assume he is a human with money to keep the site afloat, but what if isn't?
AS IT TURNS OUT he posted in a thread recently and told us the truth about him. Before most people checked the thread, it was moved to the forum dumping grounds to make the information harder to find.

I managed to take this photograph before it made the move:

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mbaxter is actually a ghost filled with rage at toxicity on internet forums. His sole reason for not leaving our plane of existence to pass on to the other side, is to take his revenge by moving threads.

I for one welcome our ghost overlords, but on one condition:

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Change your Forum tag from the bit that makes us think you have bones to one that reflects your actual self.
Embrace your place in this world as a ghost with forum access, and place your title of THE THREAD-MOVING SPOOKY GHOST where the eyes of the public can see it every time you are near. Bask in your own glory, and move up in the corporate ghost ladder.

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But that's just a theory. A GHOOOOST THEORY! XD
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Re: PETITION: Make mbaxter properly display his real title

Post by otterfiend » Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:31 pm

I agree with this petition that clearly isn't a disguised attempt to find the guy who stole some keys from other guy!
*SIGNED*
But that's just a theory. A GAAAAAAAME THEORY! XD
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Re: PETITION: Make mbaxter properly display his real title

Post by Nightwolf » Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:23 am

He is a good man.
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Re: PETITION: Make mbaxter properly display his real title

Post by Django » Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:46 pm

IF YOU SEE THIS IMAGE WHILE SCROLLING
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Then you been visited by the agent mbaxter hitler-clone of forum law enforcement agency.
You will have good luck in finding and gathering reliable intelligence in your news and current events for the rest of your life.

But only if you say the words: Ein Volk, ein Forum, ein Mbaxter!

If not then, all of your threads will be move to dumping grounds and will be relocated to an interment camp where you will be forced to read and file shit post for the rest of your days!
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Re: PETITION: Make mbaxter properly display his real title

Post by Neelpos » Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:58 pm

I n-never would have come here i-if I knew it was h-ha-haunted
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Re: PETITION: Make mbaxter properly display his real title

Post by Hoodedsniper » Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:52 am

Needs to make me an admin.
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Re: PETITION: Make mbaxter properly display his real title

Post by otterfiend » Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:30 pm

Hoodedsniper wrote:Needs to make me an admin.
No. Thread's over. You ruined it.
Everyone go home.
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Re: PETITION: Make mbaxter properly display his real title

Post by Hoodedsniper » Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:05 pm

otterfiend wrote:
Hoodedsniper wrote:Needs to make me an admin.
No. Thread's over. You ruined it.
Everyone go home.
Wrong, he is required to make me Admin. Joe said so before he left.
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Re: PETITION: Make mbaxter properly display his real title

Post by otterfiend » Sat Mar 31, 2018 3:37 am

Hoodedsniper wrote:
otterfiend wrote:
Hoodedsniper wrote:Needs to make me an admin.
No. Thread's over. You ruined it.
Everyone go home.
Wrong, he is required to make me Admin. Joe said so before he left.
Joe doesn't run the place. This is J2. Joe's successor is the one with the power. Baxter is Joe Two, and you will bow to his spookiness.
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Re: PETITION: Make mbaxter properly display his real title

Post by Django » Sat Mar 31, 2018 11:34 pm

otterfiend wrote: Joe's successor is the one with the power. Baxter is Joe Two

We're here to communicate with the three-dimensional world! We're the bridge! I thought they chose us.
But they didn't choose us, they chose him! It's infinitely complex!
They have access, to infinite time and space, but they're not *bound* by anything!
They can't find a specific place *in* time, they can't communicate. That's why he's here.
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