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Post by ae|Red Horse » Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:27 pm

An actual email sent from a client:


Company: xxxxx - JESUP, GA 1554
Name: BARRY xxxxx
ContactInfo: 191229xxxx
Reason: IM SHORT

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Post by KoD » Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:43 pm

to you?
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Post by ae|Red Horse » Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:28 pm

hahaha to my dept. actually, our products have an option to send messages back to us for any issues.
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Post by joe » Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:32 pm

you sell internet-equipped urinals?
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Post by Ian7 » Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:45 pm

joe wrote:you sell internet-equipped urinals?
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Post by joe » Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:07 am

i could update my twitter account in real-time with alkaline/acidity level, volume, temperature, color and odor!
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Post by mbaxter » Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:59 am

joe wrote:i could update my twitter account in real-time with alkaline/acidity level, volume, temperature, color and odor!
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Post by Dr.Boo » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:47 pm

I've had something similar. usually, I don't get phonecalls from clients that need help or support since I'm in the second line but sometimes, when lots of stupid people are using our computers at the same time and all of the first-liners are on the phone, some of these questions come to me.
Client: "Yeah mister I'm trying to login on your computer, but when I click on the login box, I can't type in it"
Me: "You can't type in it?? You mean the cursor doesn't appear in the box?"
Client: "Yeah. Exactly."
Me: "Are you sure your computer didn't just freeze up?"
Client: "No. I can still use other programs"
Me: "Ok well let me take control of the computer with our remote control programm and I'll have a look"
*takes control*
Me: "..."
Me: "......"
Me: "Umm. Ma'am, you do realize you're trying to login on a screenshot of the login window right?"
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Re: URINAL

Post by pepper » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:53 pm

Boo, where do you work, like msft or something?
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Post by ae|Red Horse » Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:36 am

joe wrote:you sell internet-equipped urinals?

LOL we build inventory management devices that have network connectivity to vendors to keep track of moves or items used. our propietary GUI has a section to send messages back to us if there are any issues with the device.

We receive plenty of idiotic messages LOL, that's just one of them.
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Post by joe » Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:02 am

ae|Red Horse wrote:
joe wrote:you sell internet-equipped urinals?
LOL we build inventory management devices that have network connectivity to vendors to keep track of moves or items used. our propietary GUI has a section to send messages back to us if there are any issues with the device.
so.... that's a yes i guess?
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Re: URINAL

Post by ae|Red Horse » Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:28 pm

LOL pretty much in a nutshell!
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