URINAL

[ae|Red Horse]

An actual email sent from a client:


Company: xxxxx - JESUP, GA 1554
Name: BARRY xxxxx
ContactInfo: 191229xxxx
Reason: IM SHORT

CANT REACH URINAL

[KoD]

to you?

[ae|Red Horse]

hahaha to my dept. actually, our products have an option to send messages back to us for any issues.

[joe]

you sell internet-equipped urinals?

[Ian7]

you sell internet-equipped urinals?

damn i could check the forums and piss at the same time in a public place

[joe]

i could update my twitter account in real-time with alkaline/acidity level, volume, temperature, color and odor!

[mbaxter]

i could update my twitter account in real-time with alkaline/acidity level, volume, temperature, color and odor!

"OK, pee is coming out."

[Dr.Boo]

I've had something similar. usually, I don't get phonecalls from clients that need help or support since I'm in the second line but sometimes, when lots of stupid people are using our computers at the same time and all of the first-liners are on the phone, some of these questions come to me.
Client: "Yeah mister I'm trying to login on your computer, but when I click on the login box, I can't type in it"
Me: "You can't type in it?? You mean the cursor doesn't appear in the box?"
Client: "Yeah. Exactly."
Me: "Are you sure your computer didn't just freeze up?"
Client: "No. I can still use other programs"
Me: "Ok well let me take control of the computer with our remote control programm and I'll have a look"
*takes control*
Me: "..."
Me: "......"
Me: "Umm. Ma'am, you do realize you're trying to login on a screenshot of the login window right?"

[pepper]

Boo, where do you work, like msft or something?

[ae|Red Horse]

you sell internet-equipped urinals?

LOL we build inventory management devices that have network connectivity to vendors to keep track of moves or items used. our propietary GUI has a section to send messages back to us if there are any issues with the device.

We receive plenty of idiotic messages LOL, that's just one of them.

[joe]

you sell internet-equipped urinals?

LOL we build inventory management devices that have network connectivity to vendors to keep track of moves or items used. our propietary GUI has a section to send messages back to us if there are any issues with the device.

so.... that's a yes i guess?

[ae|Red Horse]

LOL pretty much in a nutshell!