Being left-handed is wrong!!1!

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Being left-handed is wrong!!1!

Post by Dr.Boo » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:41 pm

When I was a 6 year old at school and was learning to write, the teachers always told me to write right-handed because being left-handed is "wrong". They say right-handedness is the norm and left-handedness is weird.

But I told them to go fuck themselves and continued to write left-handed.

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Re: Being left-handed is wrong!!1!

Post by Platty » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:52 pm

Apparently in the old English days, if you were left handed, you were considered a sign of the devil and were either shunned or killed.
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Post by Muffin » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:58 pm

Im not sure if its true or not, but my sister told me when i was little and just learning how to write that my mom would make me put the pencil/crayon or whatever in my right hand because i would always try to write with my left

I really wish i was left handed now:
1. For sports
2. Its just different from everyone else, and looks pretty badass 8)
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Post by jazzy » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:15 pm

being left handed it is a lot harder to find cheap left handed golf clubs (right handed clubs are much much cheaper and way easier to find)

along with guitars as well. i would be very disappointed with mice too had i not been pretty much forced to use the mouse my right hand.
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Post by Cow » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:45 pm

I'm left handed. Writing in pencil suuuuuuuucked.
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Post by Chief Cheese » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:51 pm

Left- handed.

My dad was beaten for being left handed and refusing to change.
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Post by Velp » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:58 pm

People that are left handed tend to be better with art. In some art classes they well teach you to do stuff with your left hand just to get the creative juices flowing.
When I was in grade 1 I'd use either hand. MY teacher didn't like that and told me to just use one hand all the time and made me use my right hand. I still sometimes find I do somethings better with my left hand.
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Re: Being left-handed is wrong!!1!

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:12 pm

jazzy wrote:being left handed it is a lot harder to find cheap left handed golf clubs (right handed clubs are much much cheaper and way easier to find)
Gotta say this is actually pretty true. Luckily I am right-handed and therefore have a ballin' set of clubs that I got for fairly cheap.
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Post by Django » Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:25 pm

I am left handed ,and i suck at calligraphy

Also, to my recall. No teacher ever told me that writing with the left hand was wrong
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Post by isybub » Fri Jun 03, 2011 5:53 pm

10% Of population is left handed.
Left handed people tend to be better at sports that require skills like reflexes and balanced feet
I don't understand it could be 'wrong' I would much prefer being a lefty...
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Post by ajentjbobclinton » Fri Jun 03, 2011 5:54 pm

I found it funny that in latin the word for left is sinistr - because it's not 'right'...hehe. Right is dextr.
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Post by jazzy » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:05 pm

Grndslmhttr3 wrote:
jazzy wrote:being left handed it is a lot harder to find cheap left handed golf clubs (right handed clubs are much much cheaper and way easier to find)
Gotta say this is actually pretty true. Luckily I am right-handed and therefore have a ballin' set of clubs that I got for fairly cheap.
yup. now try being left handed and age 9. then try to find a pair of clubs and a glove that fits. i had to ebay just to get my glove :[
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Post by isybub » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:16 pm

Oh, and now I found out that on average, Right-handed people live 9 years longer than Left-handed people do.
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Re: Being left-handed is wrong!!1!

Post by ehlohel » Sat Jun 04, 2011 9:20 am

isybub wrote:Oh, and now I found out that on average, Right-handed people live 9 years longer than Left-handed people do.
obviously skewed
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Re: Being left-handed is wrong!!1!

Post by jazzy » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:23 am

isybub is a fucking handist
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