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Re: committing suicide brb

Post by stickbeast » Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:30 am

This isn't funny, this is pretty sad. Don't go killing yourself. No one wants that, even if they said they do.
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Re: committing suicide brb

Post by mbaxter » Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:38 am

Jazzy, please see a doctor about this. It's a lot easier to just comment that you might be bipolar on the internet than approach a doctor, but I feel that you'd really be helped by medicine. Take the step to admit you need help to someone who can help you more than people on the internet.
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Re: committing suicide brb

Post by Nightwolf » Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:43 am

Well at least he choose these forums instead of /b/...

on the srs bzns note.

I do have a friend who did try to commit suicide. Are you depressed?

Vitamin B3 also known as Niacin helps with that.

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Re: committing suicide brb

Post by Gr|m » Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:03 am

tit pics?

Wasn't this something that happened months ago?


make a post like this

and then a thread like this.. I just don't understand
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Re: committing suicide brb

Post by Dr.Boo » Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:15 am

Who the fuck is jazzy?

Oh wait... I don't give a shit.
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Re: committing suicide brb

Post by ehlohel » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:02 am

Dr.Boo wrote:Who the fuck is jazzy?

Oh wait... I don't give a shit.
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Re: committing suicide brb

Post by isybub » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:46 am

Don't commit suicide mate, i actually liked you, i may have missed something?
It is extremely morbid but just imagine, your friends, family, people who work around you, just standing around your dead body, crying.
Think of what comes after your death, the devastation that you are gone. Forever. And don't feel like nobody who lives around you cares for you, that is not true.
Just don't, have a think about it first.
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Re: committing suicide brb

Post by Rat-morningstar » Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:59 am

i don't give a shit if you rage but the last paragraph was lame and doesn't help you

at all
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Re: committing suicide brb

Post by jazzy » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:46 am

what the fuck
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Re: committing suicide brb

Post by Magnus » Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:58 pm

This thread is pretty funny, this place needs some shake ups some time.

On a side note, if you are going to commit suicide then do it in your own home. I do hate it when we have jumpers on the subway, all it does is just delay and annoy everyone.

Also, I don't see how you can brb after committing suicide.
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Re: committing suicide brb

Post by Wolsk » Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:00 pm

srsly magnus
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Re: committing suicide brb

Post by Lad Stankfoot » Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:26 pm

i think we hurt jazzy's feelings. POOR GOY
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Re: committing suicide brb

Post by Velp » Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:30 pm

Yeah I think we have, but with how he trolls us he was bond to get hurt too. Suicide is NOT something to troll about. If he was really going to do it I don't think he'd be posting here. If he is thinking about it he needs help. Try not to hurt him and if you think he's trolling just don't reply to anything he has to say.
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Re: committing suicide brb

Post by Jason » Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:18 pm

I don't think any serious argument or concern in regards to this thread. jazzy is a child acting like a child, he's clearly not ready to be a member of these forums and I don't think there's any dispute there. Last time I checked "brb suicide lol" on the internet was not a serious threat, and coming from jazzy. Well. Ban him and be done with it, not everything has to be a federal case.
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Re: committing suicide brb

Post by CaptainTripps » Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:03 pm

We are the music makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;—World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems.
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