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Re: All this coffee

Post by Dr Lecter » Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:30 pm

It's a painful tradeoff that I weigh every morning upon waking up.

Poop at home and be comfortable, but lose precious time before work.

Poop at work and get paid to poop, but have to poop around other people.
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Re: All this coffee

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:42 pm

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Re: All this coffee

Post by HAJIBADA » Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:45 pm

Waterbear wrote:There was this Denny's bathroom in Oregon that was fucking royal. I was so baffled.
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Re: All this coffee

Post by Jason » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:22 pm

Usually I wake up having to piss bad as fuck and go straight to the toilet when I get out of bed. Then I come back and sit at my desk and just get comfortable when the urge to poop strikes and most of the time it WONT BE IGNORED and I just gotta drop that deuce right away. It sucks i wish my ass would get in gear as fast as my bladder.
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Re: All this coffee

Post by nightmare 101 » Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:28 am

Jason wrote:Then I come back and sit at my desk and just get comfortable when the urge to poop strikes and most of the time it WONT BE IGNORED and I just gotta drop that deuce right away.
So you're saying your answer is D. None of the Above? As in, you prefer to poop in a lunchbox at your computer chair like joe.
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Re: All this coffee

Post by Jason » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:53 am

No. I poop in a poopbox. Why would I poop in a lunchbox? That's DISGUSTING.
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Re: All this coffee

Post by nightmare 101 » Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:15 pm

Touche
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Re: All this coffee

Post by Neelpos » Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:38 pm

But what do you eat for lunch then?
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Re: All this coffee

Post by Jason » Mon Nov 26, 2012 5:48 pm

Poop.
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Re: All this coffee

Post by Ian7 » Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:01 pm

Jason wrote:Poop.
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Re: All this coffee

Post by nightmare 101 » Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:06 pm

But it's all my fault.

damn you internet.
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Re: All this coffee

Post by Neelpos » Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:08 pm

So you refuse to poop in your lunchbox, yet you continue to eat poop for lunch, which would no doubt be out of your poopbox.
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Re: All this coffee

Post by nightmare 101 » Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:34 pm

no doubt?

no doubt.

NO DOUBT?

Do you know what the poop box is man?
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Re: All this coffee

Post by Neelpos » Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:56 pm

Kind of
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