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All this coffee

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:49 pm
by Avvatar
I have to poop.
I don't like pooping in public. I'm holding it until I get home.

Re: All this coffee

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:10 pm
by Ian7
Avvatar wrote:I have to poop.
I don't like pooping in public. I'm holding it until I get home.
The only place in the world I will poop at besides my home/dorm is Target. They have the nicest bathrooms.
Always clean, and their toilet paper is super soft.

Re: All this coffee

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:26 pm
by Brig
Ian7 wrote:
Avvatar wrote:I have to poop.
I don't like pooping in public. I'm holding it until I get home.
The only place in the world I will poop at besides my home/dorm is Target. They have the nicest bathrooms.
Always clean, and their toilet paper is super soft.
Dude, Bass Pro shop trumps all public bathroom facilities!

Re: All this coffee

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:32 pm
by Tony Wong
Red Lobster. Grab some tartar sauce cups on the way out.

Re: All this coffee

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:04 pm
by tehENEMY
I poop exclusively in gas station bathrooms.

Re: All this coffee

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:02 pm
by nightmare 101
tehENEMY wrote:I poop exclusively in gas station bathrooms.
Same here, but it has to be one that provides you with a key that has a large wooden block attached.

Re: All this coffee

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:59 pm
by Need4Rush
Ian7 wrote:
Avvatar wrote:I have to poop.
I don't like pooping in public. I'm holding it until I get home.
The only place in the world I will poop at besides my home/dorm is Target. They have the nicest bathrooms.
Always clean, and their toilet paper is super soft.
the targets in my area... It's the other way around :(

Re: All this coffee

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:23 pm
by Brig
nightmare 101 wrote:
tehENEMY wrote:I poop exclusively in gas station bathrooms.
Same here, but it has to be one that provides you with a key that has a large wooden block attached.
The Blockbuster near me gives out a key with a decently sized rubber pac man attached!

Re: All this coffee

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:10 am
by jermm
If the bathroom is unavailable at my house, I go to a Lowes. Closest "pretty good to great" one to my house.

Re: All this coffee

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:23 am
by Django
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Re: All this coffee

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:52 am
by Magnus
I hate using public washrooms. If they have to be public then they should be secluded, or maybe restaurant bathrooms. Nice restaurants.

Although, when I got food poisoning in Cuba I couldn't stop shitting. Like, I was literally pissing out my ass. So I had to keep using public washrooms everywhere.

It was terrible, I couldn't stop shitting even if I wanted to. If I tried to hold it, it would feel like my insides were exploding, terrible pain.

Just thinking about it.....

Anyways, yeah I hate going in public places.

Re: All this coffee

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 1:55 am
by HAJIBADA
Last time i took a shit in a public restroom, the lock didn't work properly, and some guy walked in on me.

Never pooping in public again

Re: All this coffee

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:25 am
by Grndslmhttr3
I can't shit in any bathroom but my own.

Re: All this coffee

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 1:27 pm
by Brig
The BEST public restroom Ive been to is this resteraunt with one way glass in the bathroom, so you can see everyone on the outside, but no one can see you, it is terrifying. They don't even warn you!

Re: All this coffee

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 6:50 pm
by Waterbear
There was this Denny's bathroom in Oregon that was fucking royal. I was so baffled.