Heroin Babies! (aka: opiate fecal impaction)

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Heroin Babies! (aka: opiate fecal impaction)

Post by bloodcrow » Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:44 pm

Last night someone, perhaps Dimethylmorphine, made some opiate related comment. In typical .j2 fashion and as the voices in my head are want to do, i mentioned something about opiate use causing peoples poop to be, "as large as and as gentle as a cinder block."

Here's what i was talking about.

Or if you'd rather just see a picture of what the medical procedure to remove it is... well, you can just look that up yourself.
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Post by Eviltechie » Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:25 pm

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Re: Heroin Babies! (aka: opiate fecal impaction)

Post by Maha » Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:48 pm

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Post by Usernamedoesnotexist » Fri Sep 05, 2014 10:23 am

This is just another reason to stay the fuck away from these kinds of harmful drugs
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Re: Heroin Babies! (aka: opiate fecal impaction)

Post by bloodcrow » Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:20 pm

Usernamedoesnotexist wrote:This is just another reason to stay the fuck away from these kinds of harmful drugs
Doing a bit of cursory reading, it seems that opiates have a way of causing your intestines to slow or all but stop the motion it uses to push food product through. Hence, it's not uncommon for people with an opiate issue to not have to have a bowel movement for days.
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Post by KoD » Fri Sep 05, 2014 4:54 pm

One of my professors showed us a video about a man who got extremely depressed from a breakup (or divorce) and refused to leave his bed, even to use the bathroom. A massive fecal impaction caused him to contract sepsis and die.
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Re: Heroin Babies! (aka: opiate fecal impaction)

Post by rockerboy » Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:26 pm

KoD wrote:One of my professors showed us a video about a man who got extremely depressed from a breakup (or divorce) and refused to leave his bed, even to use the bathroom. A massive fecal impaction caused him to contract sepsis and die.
Shit, man.
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