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Guys help pls

Post by Brig » Mon Nov 03, 2014 8:14 pm

I'm locked out my house and there's strangers out here and someone has to feed my fish pls send help I am making an S.O.S. sign out of my clothing anyone with lockpicks come quickly thnx.
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Re: Guys help pls

Post by KatanaRama » Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:39 pm

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Re: Guys help pls

Post by narwal » Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:41 pm

be a man
drop a shoulder
make that door your bitch
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Re: Guys help pls

Post by Brig » Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:52 pm

Still outside. Have hit door and dislocated shoulder. Send lockpicker and medical professional pls it stings on my insides and people are starting to stare at me because I'm naked but if I take the S.O.S. down someone might miss me.
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Re: Guys help pls

Post by DiabeticDugong » Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:59 pm

you must insert dominance on the door
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Post by Da_man » Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:18 pm

No, don't use your shoulder you fool. Use your foot.

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Post by Hooplah » Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:43 pm

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Re: Guys help pls

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:49 pm

DiabeticDugong wrote:you must insert dominance on the door
inserted my dominance into your mom last night
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Re: Guys help pls

Post by KatanaRama » Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:31 am

Oooooh! Shots fired!
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Re: Guys help pls

Post by seanhive » Tue Nov 04, 2014 2:40 am

Take a chill pill and lay on your lawn.
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Re: Guys help pls

Post by Brig » Tue Nov 04, 2014 7:49 am

Update: Door was not locked, I was turning the handle the wrong way. After going inside I realized I had left my clothes outside and when I tried to go get them the door wouldn't open back up. Pls send
help and any lock picks you know
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Re: Guys help pls

Post by seanhive » Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:48 pm

turn around. Slender
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