Ever had to clean up a messy bloodstain?

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Ever had to clean up a messy bloodstain?

Post by timtoborne » Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:10 pm

Use Oxyclean! http://youtu.be/HNXsGPO9MaA Also, read my comment on the video. It's truly funny to me.
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Re: Ever had to clean up a messy bloodstain?

Post by Neelpos » Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:12 pm

I think we may need to assess the mental health of timtoblerone.
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Re: Ever had to clean up a messy bloodstain?

Post by Brig » Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:29 pm

Neelpos wrote:I think we may need to assess the mental health of timtoblerone.
-makes himself but not others laugh: check

-says stupid things to people on the internet: check

-Won't shut the fuck up about said stupid shit: check

-Lonely but won't express it: check


I'm no professional, but if I were asked I would say it must be a bad case of 11 year old Syndrome. He will grow out of it like the rest of us did, it just takes time.
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Re: Ever had to clean up a messy bloodstain?

Post by Django » Thu Dec 04, 2014 4:24 am

Oh man, dontcha hate it, when you be cleaning blood and people are waiting outside

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Re: Ever had to clean up a messy bloodstain?

Post by MrBlip » Thu Dec 04, 2014 9:26 am

Yo oxyclean actually works really fucking well.

A while back I was cleaning and reorganizing my room and I had some of my brothers posters rolled up on top of a bookcase with a thin black rubber band wrapped around one of them. As I was pulling them down, the black rubber band snapped and went on my carpet. I didn't see it at first, but when I stepped on it, it stuck real bad to the carpet. I tried pulling it out but it was melting in my hands and getting really gooey, so my dumb ass thought I KNOW I'LL GET A HOT RAG AND SOAK IT OUT (protip: use ice to cool the rubber band to a not melting temperature instead).

So I was left with this huge ass black ink looking stain in my carpet about 4 inches in diameter. I had no idea what I was gonna do, and then I found some oxyclean in the cabinet. I figured why the fuck not, can't get any worse. I followed the instructions and stain gone. Now that part of the carpet is super clean.
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Re: Ever had to clean up a messy bloodstain?

Post by timtoborne » Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:54 pm

MrBlip wrote:I followed the instructions and stain gone. Now that part of the carpet is super clean.
I'd have used a sham-wow and have been disappointed. Good choice, m8

Also, sir Brig, by that logic, 90% of the people here still have "11 year old disorder". so don't act as if I'm below all of you. mmk? :D
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Re: Ever had to clean up a messy bloodstain?

Post by KoD » Thu Dec 04, 2014 2:02 pm

The primary active ingredient in OxiClean is sodium percarbonate (Na2CO. H2O2), an adduct of sodium carbonate (Na2CO3) and hydrogen peroxide (H2O2).
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Re: Ever had to clean up a messy bloodstain?

Post by Maha » Thu Dec 04, 2014 5:36 pm

Neelpos wrote:I think we may need to assess the mental health of timtoblerone.
He kinda reminds me of worgeral.

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Re: Ever had to clean up a messy bloodstain?

Post by timtoborne » Thu Dec 04, 2014 8:35 pm

Maha wrote: He kinda reminds me of worgeral.

Good times...sorta...not really.
Love you too buddy! ;)
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Re: Ever had to clean up a messy bloodstain?

Post by Brig » Sat Dec 06, 2014 3:47 pm

timtoborne wrote: Also, sir Brig, by that logic, 90% of the people here still have "11 year old disorder". so don't act as if I'm below all of you. mmk? :D
Not really, considering even I never filled up a page of the Forum Dumping Grounds.

And frankly, I just keep a bottle of hotsauce by my bloodstains for explanations
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Re: Ever had to clean up a messy bloodstain?

Post by KatanaRama » Sat Dec 06, 2014 5:52 pm

timtoborne wrote:Also, sir Brig, by that logic, 90% of the people here still have "11 year old disorder", so don't act as if I'm below all of you, mmk? :D
FTFY, casul.
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Re: Ever had to clean up a messy bloodstain?

Post by Neelpos » Sat Dec 06, 2014 5:57 pm

Brig wrote:
timtoborne wrote: a page of the Forum Dumping Grounds.
A few posts short of 2 actually.

Tim, having the mental faculties of an 11 year old when you claim to be 16.999999 is not a point of pride, it's a point of concern. There's a difference between cracking dumb jokes and being a dumb joke.
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Re: Ever had to clean up a messy bloodstain?

Post by rockerboy » Sat Dec 06, 2014 7:04 pm

I'm 12 years old neel fuck off
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Re: Ever had to clean up a messy bloodstain?

Post by Neelpos » Sat Dec 06, 2014 7:06 pm

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Re: Ever had to clean up a messy bloodstain?

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