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How to Contact Joe

Post by KoD » Wed Mar 02, 2016 3:28 pm

I am starting to get worried about joe, he went missing recently and left without saying anything substantial. Does anyone know how to contact joe? I was thinking that if nobody is in direct contact that I will fly to California and throw rocks at his garage door window until he opens it. If that doesn't work I may disguise myself as a pizza man, and attempt to deliver to him a Hawaiian pie.

I don't want to make this trip and only try two things, so if I am unable to coerce joe out of his cave, does anyone have any suggestions for me to try?
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Re: How to Contact Joe

Post by Sanvich Hoovy » Wed Mar 02, 2016 3:36 pm

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Re: How to Contact Joe

Post by Neelpos » Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:54 pm

KoD wrote:If that doesn't work I may disguise myself as a pizza man, and attempt to deliver to him a Hawaiian pie.
Let me PM you Joes home address. You may be wondering why he moved to SoCal, and why he is a decade younger and looks exactly like me, but don't be fooled, it's a ruse that can only be thwarted through free pizza, and the prize is me turning on the sprinklers after closing the door on you.
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Re: How to Contact Joe

Post by Hellboy » Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:46 pm

IT'S ME, FORUMS! IT'S ME! I WAS JOE ALL ALONG, FORUMS!

YOU ALL BOUGHT IT, HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER! EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT!
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Re: How to Contact Joe

Post by prolix » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:13 pm

Hellboy wrote:IT'S ME, FORUMS! IT'S ME! I WAS JOE ALL ALONG, FORUMS!

YOU ALL BOUGHT IT, HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER! EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT!

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Re: How to Contact Joe

Post by Sanvich Hoovy » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:16 pm

SHIT WHAT I MEANT TO POST WAS
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Re: How to Contact Joe

Post by Django » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:17 pm

Hellboy wrote:IT'S ME, FORUMS! IT'S ME! I WAS JOE ALL ALONG, FORUMS!

YOU ALL BOUGHT IT, HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER! EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT!
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Re: How to Contact Joe

Post by Waterbear » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:36 pm

Two things:

1) joe. We've had issues with joe in previous threads. Some forum members lobbied to bring him back from the dead, feeling that he deserved another chance. That was a mistake. joe is an ass, and we won't be talking with him again.

2) As long as we're firing people, we are also firing the senior admins responsible for the death of this community. They will be replaced by MrBlip, and we hope to get this turned around before the any more grave-pissing occurs.

As always, I can be reached at mbaxter@joe.to

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Re: How to Contact Joe

Post by marbear » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:54 pm

Well if you try to deliver a Hawaiian pizza he's probably not going to answer
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Re: How to Contact Joe

Post by Ian7 » Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:37 pm

What the fuck is going on here.
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Re: How to Contact Joe

Post by MrBlip » Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:53 pm

look ian7 if ur just going to troll just leave ok this thread is about how to contact joe
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Re: How to Contact Joe

Post by KoD » Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:19 pm

Ian7 wrote:What the fuck is going on here.
I got a report that you were posting severely off-topic material. Please behave or I will have to take administrative action against your account. And quite possibly your anus. This is a serious discussion.
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Re: How to Contact Joe

Post by Waterbear » Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:24 pm

KoD wrote:
Ian7 wrote:What the fuck is going on here.
I got a report that you were posting severely off-topic material. Please behave or I will have to take administrative action against your account. And quite possibly your anus. This is a serious discussion.
this is very inappropriate for a forum administrator of your stature to discuss private disciplinary actions on this public forum for all to see. this is a prime example of why we need to cull the herd
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Re: How to Contact Joe

Post by prolix » Sat Mar 05, 2016 2:41 pm

Waterbear wrote:cull the herd

Why cull when you can start from scratch
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Re: How to Contact Joe

Post by TheKing » Sat Mar 05, 2016 3:04 pm

Five years and nothing's changed. See you all in the 2020's
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