<joe2> KoD: lots of people thought i was hot
<joe2> sadly i was very shy
<joe2> so i jsut ran away
<joe2> i once went to a free opera in golden gate park
<joe2> and afterwards a hot chick came upp and started talking to me
<joe2> then a gay dude started talking to me and the hot chick left
<joe2>
<KoD> D:
<joe2> and the gay dude gave me his card and i was like uh ok
<KoD> that's kinda funny
<KevKev> heh
<KoD> but unfortunate
<joe2> and then he started calling me because he heard me give the hot chick my name and looked me up
<joe2> and i never answered
<joe2> and hhe kept calling and eventually showed up at my front door
<KoD> stalker much?
<joe2> and i ignored him
<KoD> what year was this? how do you look up "joe lira" ?
<KoD> there's gotta be a ton
<joe2> and he left messages on my answering machine calling me a "drama queen" (??????????)
<joe2> even though i never talked to him once
<Trizik> lol
<joe2> kod: call information
<KoD> joe you need to write a book or make a "joes history megapost"
<KoD> i would sooo buy your book
<joe2> then he started calling every 5 mins tying up my phone line which i didnt care about because i never called anyone and had a 2nd line for my modem
<KoD> as long as it's not douchey like that tucker guy
<joe2> then on friday at work where i was in IT for an insurance company i set up 10 machines with modems to call him every 60 seconds nonstop
<joe2> then monday when i came in i stopped them
<joe2> and when i got home i had a message on my machine "ok you win"
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<joe2> software company where i could have made 4 million
<KoD> oh
<KoD> i wanna hear this
<joe2> but i sold at $14 instead of waiting for it to split twice and sell at $250
<KoD> how much did you make selling at $14?
<joe2> 20k ish
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<joe2> do you have a dog tag text punch machine
<joe2> i used one in the army
<joe2> i used to make fake dog tags
<joe2> eventually they caught on
<joe2> and people werent allowed to use it
<anonj2> then how did dog tags get made?
<joe2> they had 1 guy do them all
<joe2> full time
<joe2> that must have been a shit job
<joe2> the 1 machine on base was open to all the admins
<joe2> of which i was one
<joe2> when someone lost their tags or whatever
<joe2> i would go make them new ones
<joe2> and some people had special requests
<joe2> like Atheist for religion
<joe2> instead of NO PREF
<joe2> which is what they gave atheists
<joe2> of course i made the first ones for myself
<joe2> then other people saw them and made requests
<joe2> i made some that had CHICKEN WORSHIP as the religion for a gift to a friend
<joe2> they controlled the machine pretty tightly after that
<joe2> once again joe single handedly caused an increase in security by fucking shit up
<joe2> like i'm the reason every XO Internet employee doesnt get their own free server any more
<joe2> because the FBI came knocking on their doors
<joe2> lol
<joe2> oopsie
<joe2> sorry
<anonj2> excellent work
<anonj2> also, fuck xo
<joe2> also at one company
<joe2> i put a distributed.net client on every single pc
<joe2> i had 250 PCs all cranking for me
<joe2> in hidden/silent mode lol
<KoD> wat
<joe2> then i read in the news like a year later they actually had someone else arrested for it
<joe2> for "hacking" their systems
<joe2> good times
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