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Re: trump became president

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Mon Nov 14, 2016 7:37 pm

it's worth noting that the Eagles are undefeated since Trump was elected
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Re: trump became president

Post by Hooplah » Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:32 pm

Grndslmhttr3 wrote:it's worth noting that the Eagles are undefeated since Trump was elected
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Re: trump became president

Post by KoD » Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:40 pm

I see the swamp draining is going well. Lots of establishment representation.
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Re: trump became president

Post by NIPPER » Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:07 pm

So to recap:
1) Drain the swamp: not happening
2) Lock her up: not happening
3) Build a wall: not happening

4) Make america great again: not happening

whoops :toot:
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Re: trump became president

Post by Hellboy » Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:11 pm

What kind of food do you think Trump's indentured servants cook for him at the beautiful, luxurious Trump Tower? Do you think he hired a committee to come up with a bunch of playful recipes, like 'Donald's Trumples (truffles),' or a 'Make American Cheese Great Again Burger,' or the 'Something Nazi Germany Would Have Done Bratwurst?'
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Re: trump became president

Post by Sanvich Hoovy » Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:15 pm

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Re: trump became president

Post by MrBlip » Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:54 pm

Normally at this point in Donald Trump's finely regulated nocturnal disturbances he'd lower his monologue to an ethereal rumble, and I'd fall asleep with incoherent snippets about some strange other-place diffusing into my subconscious. This night, however, was an exception.

"Get the fuck up, kid." Trump tore off my bedsheets. My alarm clock said 04:20.

His words carried a weight I hadn't heard since his famous 'Salt the Earth' speech during his third term, in which he'd outlined his radical, yet ultimately effective, plan of action for resolving the Israeli-Palestine conflict. I immediately turned towards him.

"W-what are you doing, T-trump," I mumbled groggily, "I don't like you in that way... b-baka."

"Get fucked weeaboo, there's no time. I'm done with this bullshit and so is everyone else." He'd been visiting me in my room every night for about six weeks by this point, and had never seemed in a hurry. Clearly something had changed.

"Something has changed," he told me as he heaved me out of my bed. "We have to go now."
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Re: trump became president

Post by dmitri ravinoff » Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:26 pm

“Now you have to jerk it,” Trump said, his voice rising in pitch
and volume, becoming more inhuman. “Jerk it like your life
depends on it, like a gang of Brazilian drug mules are going to
gang rape the love of your life and/or your mother unless you
jerk it harder than anyone's ever jerked it in the history of
your entire sordid fucking race, jerk it like you're the
meritocratic elected leader of a race of cannibalistic posthumans
genetically engineered to be the best at jerking it.”

... what the fuck dude



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Re: trump became president

Post by narwal » Sat Jan 21, 2017 12:00 am

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Re: trump became president

Post by Django » Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:43 am

What a fucking farce!
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