trump became president
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Re: trump became president
it's worth noting that the Eagles are undefeated since Trump was elected
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Re: trump became president
Chiefs-Eagles Super Bowl confirmed. Our Americas have been made great again. Praise be unto Trump- revolutionary, struggler, and father of our people.Grndslmhttr3 wrote:it's worth noting that the Eagles are undefeated since Trump was elected
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Re: trump became president
I see the swamp draining is going well. Lots of establishment representation.
Re: trump became president
So to recap:
1) Drain the swamp: not happening
2) Lock her up: not happening
3) Build a wall: not happening
4) Make america great again: not happening
whoops
1) Drain the swamp: not happening
2) Lock her up: not happening
3) Build a wall: not happening
4) Make america great again: not happening
whoops
Re: trump became president
What kind of food do you think Trump's indentured servants cook for him at the beautiful, luxurious Trump Tower? Do you think he hired a committee to come up with a bunch of playful recipes, like 'Donald's Trumples (truffles),' or a 'Make American Cheese Great Again Burger,' or the 'Something Nazi Germany Would Have Done Bratwurst?'
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Re: trump became president
My therapist told me that I gamble in order to escape from the realities of life and I replied that's why everyone does everything. - Norm MacDonald
Re: trump became president
Normally at this point in Donald Trump's finely regulated nocturnal disturbances he'd lower his monologue to an ethereal rumble, and I'd fall asleep with incoherent snippets about some strange other-place diffusing into my subconscious. This night, however, was an exception.
"Get the fuck up, kid." Trump tore off my bedsheets. My alarm clock said 04:20.
His words carried a weight I hadn't heard since his famous 'Salt the Earth' speech during his third term, in which he'd outlined his radical, yet ultimately effective, plan of action for resolving the Israeli-Palestine conflict. I immediately turned towards him.
"W-what are you doing, T-trump," I mumbled groggily, "I don't like you in that way... b-baka."
"Get fucked weeaboo, there's no time. I'm done with this bullshit and so is everyone else." He'd been visiting me in my room every night for about six weeks by this point, and had never seemed in a hurry. Clearly something had changed.
"Something has changed," he told me as he heaved me out of my bed. "We have to go now."
"Get the fuck up, kid." Trump tore off my bedsheets. My alarm clock said 04:20.
His words carried a weight I hadn't heard since his famous 'Salt the Earth' speech during his third term, in which he'd outlined his radical, yet ultimately effective, plan of action for resolving the Israeli-Palestine conflict. I immediately turned towards him.
"W-what are you doing, T-trump," I mumbled groggily, "I don't like you in that way... b-baka."
"Get fucked weeaboo, there's no time. I'm done with this bullshit and so is everyone else." He'd been visiting me in my room every night for about six weeks by this point, and had never seemed in a hurry. Clearly something had changed.
"Something has changed," he told me as he heaved me out of my bed. "We have to go now."
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“Now you have to jerk it,” Trump said, his voice rising in pitch
and volume, becoming more inhuman. “Jerk it like your life
depends on it, like a gang of Brazilian drug mules are going to
gang rape the love of your life and/or your mother unless you
jerk it harder than anyone's ever jerked it in the history of
your entire sordid fucking race, jerk it like you're the
meritocratic elected leader of a race of cannibalistic posthumans
genetically engineered to be the best at jerking it.”
... what the fuck dude
source for those curious - (700 page pdf)
and volume, becoming more inhuman. “Jerk it like your life
depends on it, like a gang of Brazilian drug mules are going to
gang rape the love of your life and/or your mother unless you
jerk it harder than anyone's ever jerked it in the history of
your entire sordid fucking race, jerk it like you're the
meritocratic elected leader of a race of cannibalistic posthumans
genetically engineered to be the best at jerking it.”
... what the fuck dude
source for those curious - (700 page pdf)
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Re: trump became president
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