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Re: republicans: comedy gold

Post by Dr.Boo » Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:41 pm

You guys remember this video I posted?


The stupidity of these republiscum is really apocalyptical.
Stand up and NO! Don't do this to us!!
--> Idiot. It's for your health you dumb fatass.

Ya dirty thieves! Ya dirty thieves!
--> Well, are you telling the government they're thieves too when they spend your tax money to invade countries based on some bullshit accusations? No, of course not because it's logical to spend money on that rather than your health right? Right??

Ripent, turn back to God and he will take care of healthcare
--> Yeah, he did do a great job with the swine flu epidemic in America, with cancer, cholera, malaria, smallpox and... oh wait, smallpow got eradicated when SCIENCE kicked in.

If you're sick, go home and die because you won't see a doc for three or four weeks
--> I usually see my doc the same day when I'm sick. And if it's an emergency, I go to the ER where I get helped immediately. Get your info right before making such claims you dumb wop

This bill is doing the exact same thing that Hitler did
--> Yup. This bill indeed tells us to put all jews in concentration camps, gas 'em and bury them. Yeah. It really does say that doesn't it? Do you even know who Hitler was?

He's a radical communist and a basic muslim. And he does like Hitler did in Germany
--> A commie? Really? Does he want to take away your private ownings? Does he want to make all companies government controlled? Is he like Stalin for that matter? No he's not. He's even more rightist than the rightist parties in Europe. Of course, since you only know your trailer trash redneck park, you don't know how things go in Europe do you? And what the fuck is a BASIC muslim anyway? Commies are mostly atheists... what the fuck are you mixing them up for? What... and he's also a nazi? Commies are the exact opposites of nazi's you retarded primate. Fuck you. You're too stupid.

Obama's a marxist, socialist
--> Sigh... once again, Obama is not even half as socialist as our right-wing parties. But you have to know a little more about the world to realize that. Eduicate yourself please. And use other sources than Fox News.

I'm tired of seeing on TV screaming what's going on with my country
--> Well tell me. What's going on? WHAT IS GOING ON? People die from simple diseases that aren't supposed to be lethal because we can cure them today. People can't even afford to have a fucking cavitry filled. It costs 40e here to fill a cavity and half of it is refunded by the state. And in America, people can't afford it while your military has bombers that can become invisible on radars and missiles that can hit an ant from the other side of the country. What the fuck is going on up there? Tell me.

blblbl of right instead of blblb criterium blblblblblbl of rights
--> Go learn to speak ya fucking scumbag.

I know what happened in Germany under Hitler and it looks like deja-vu here
--> Hitler rounded up jews, had them killed and burned. This bill is about sharing the national costs of healthcare between all citizens. Yeah... striking ressemblence right? Why do people think Hitler had such good healthcare? He didn't. Period. Hitler was a fucking bastard.

Next thing you'll see is severe restrictions of ammo sales
--> And that's a bad thing... how? Is being able to have a gun more important than one's health? Yeah, of course it is in a country ruled by the element of fear for TEH EBIL TERRORISTS!!

This is just sad. It's sad some people are still that ignorant in a civilised country.
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Post by Mad_Dugan » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:27 pm

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Post by Mad_Dugan » Fri May 13, 2011 4:42 pm

Dear Representative Bachmann,

My name is Amy Myers. I am a Cherry Hill, New Jersey sophomore attending Cherry Hill High School East. As a typical high school student, I have found quite a few of your statements regarding The Constitution of the United States, the quality of public school education and general U.S. civics matters to be factually incorrect, inaccurately applied or grossly distorted. The frequency and scope of these comments prompted me to write this letter.

Though I am not in your home district, or even your home state, you are a United States Representative of some prominence who is subject to national media coverage. News outlets and websites across this country profile your causes and viewpoints on a regular basis. As one of a handful of women in Congress, you hold a distinct privilege and responsibility to better represent your gender nationally. The statements you make help to serve an injustice to not only the position of Congresswoman, but women everywhere. Though politically expedient, incorrect comments cast a shadow on your person and by unfortunate proxy, both your supporters and detractors alike often generalize this shadow to women as a whole.

Rep. Bachmann, the frequent inability you have shown to accurately and factually present even the most basic information about the United States led me to submit the follow challenge, pitting my public education against your advanced legal education:

I, Amy Myers, do hereby challenge Representative Michele Bachmann to a Public Forum Debate and/or Fact Test on The Constitution of the United States, United States History and United States Civics.

Hopefully, we will be able to meet for such an event, as it would prove to be enlightening.

Sincerely yours,
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Re: republicans: comedy gold

Post by AHUGEMUSHROOM » Sat May 14, 2011 1:19 pm

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Post by CaptainTripps » Fri May 20, 2011 9:39 pm

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43115864/ns/us_news-life/
A bill passed Friday by the Tennessee Senate would forbid public school teachers and students in grades kindergarten through eight from discussing the fact that some people are gay.

The bill only applies to elementary and middle schools and the language was changed somewhat shortly before being passed in a 19-11 vote, but the sponsor says the intent is the same.

"There's more than one way to skin a cat," Republican Sen. Stacey Campfield of Knoxville said after the vote. "I got what I wanted."
Amazing to me that enough idiots could be elected anywhere for this to pass any vote, but it's fucking Tenn so whatever.
Meanwhile, Takei has come up with a proposal for the "Don't Say Gay" bill: "Any time you need to say the word, 'gay,' you can simply say, 'Takei.'"
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Post by Mad_Dugan » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:15 pm

Sarah Palin wrote:He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms uh by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free.
In Palin's universe, we already had the second amendment when Paul Revere warned the British.
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Re: republicans: comedy gold

Post by joe » Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:34 pm

not exactly about republicans but i felt it belonged in here somewhere:

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Re: republicans: comedy gold

Post by stickbeast » Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:24 pm

that one is really depressing. it's really sad that our society treats homeless like subhuman's and ceo's like role models.
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Post by joe » Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:54 pm

it's also not just because he was homeless

if the ceo was black he would have gotten a harsher sentence and if the homeless guy was white he would have gotten a lighter sentence. there would still be an absurd disparity but racism played a part in the extremeness of that example
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Post by CaptainTripps » Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:32 pm

It may have been the homeless guys intention to be jailed tho. At least he'll have somewhere to sleep and things to eat and no ones likely to bother a man that old. Not that I think that would have had anything to do with the judges sentencing.
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Post by joe » Mon Jul 04, 2011 3:01 am

that's not based on any information, just you hypothesizing. also it doesn't change anything
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Post by CaptainTripps » Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:11 am

I know but it's a scenario I've seen before. It's common in the winter in places with few shelter spots. Usually that type of crime too, where something seemingly minor is done or taken, then they go to or wait for the police.
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Post by joe » Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:58 am

i don't think that scenario happens much outside of fiction from the 1950's. prison isn't fun
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Post by Hooplah » Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:52 am

Neither is starving in the street
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Re: republicans: comedy gold

Post by Ikri » Mon Jul 04, 2011 2:20 pm

Except it does happen... quiet often. Working with the homeless has shown me that in the face of a harsh winter, a lot of them will do something silly like pee on a convenience store and get locked up in the city/county minimum security for 6 months with warmth, food and ... more comfort than winter could offer outside. Then they're released and the rest of the year they're wonderful law abiding citizens (as much as they can be without getting caught).

I'm kind of wondering if that guy got 15 years because he might have been one of the homeless guys who did the whole county hibernation gig, too, and thought they'd either make an example out of him or get rid of this repeat offender for the remainder of his life. :\
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