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Re: republicans: comedy gold

Post by NIPPER » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:11 pm

Except he doesn't really answer the question at all. he just says a bunch of stupid shit because apparently he doesn't understand the difference between sex and sexuality.
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Post by mbaxter » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:36 pm

I meant answer from a politician standpoint. In a proper discussion he'd be laughed out of the room but as a politician he actually gave answers related to the question. Not quite what was desired for an answer, but an answer or five nonetheless.
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Post by NIPPER » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:12 pm

yeah these debates are pretty useless in that regard
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Post by Mad_Dugan » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:35 pm

This is why they can get away with it:



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Post by CaptainTripps » Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:04 pm

NIPPER wrote:Except he doesn't really answer the question at all. he just says a bunch of stupid shit because apparently he doesn't understand the difference between sex and sexuality.

He says he'd re-instate DADT, which is all we needed to know.
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Post by joe » Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:29 pm

that video was fucking annoying, they should have either written the text or showed the video, instead of jumping back and forth between the two
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Post by tehENEMY » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:25 pm

Chris Christie is a true american, he wont run.
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Post by CaptainTripps » Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:03 pm

I'm fairly certain they are all true Americans, as that's a prerequisite for the job.
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Post by CaptainTripps » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:58 pm

GRETCHEN CARLSON (co-host): I'd love to pick your brain about politics. [This may actually be the most offensive thing said in the entire segment — Ed.]

HANK WILLIAMS JR.: Yep.

CARLSON: All right. So, I'll start with an easy question, who do you like in the GOP race?

WILLIAMS: Nobody.

STEVE DOOCY (co-host): Nobody?

WILLIAMS: You remember the — you remember the golf game they had, ladies and gentlemen?

DOOCY: Yeah?

WILLIAMS: Remember the golf game?

DOOCY: Boehner?

WILLIAMS: That was one of the biggest political mistakes ever.

CO-HOSTS: Why?

WILLIAMS: That turned a lot of people off. You know, watching, you know, it just didn't go over.

CARLSON: You mean when John Boehner played golf with President Obama?

WILLIAMS: Oh, yeah! Yeah. And Biden and Kasich, yeah. Uh-huh.

CARLSON: What did you not like about it? It seems to be a really pivotal moment for you.

WILLIAMS: Come on. Come on. It would be like Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu, OK?

CARLSON: OK.

WILLIAMS: Not hardly. In the country this shape is in, the shape this country's in, I mean, no, I don't think so.

BRIAN KILMEADE (co-host): Yeah, I don't understand that analogy, actually.

DOOCY: Well, it's — it's out there.

WILLIAMS: Well, I'm glad you don't, brother, because a lot of people do. You know, they're the enemy. They're the enemy.

KILMEADE: Who's the enemy?

WILLIAMS: Obama! And Biden! Are you kidding? The Three Stooges.

DOOCY: That's only two.
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GRETCHEN CARLSON (co-host): I'd love to pick your brain about politics. [This may actually be the most offensive thing said in the entire segment — Ed.]

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CARLSON: All right. So, I'll start with an easy question, who do you like in the GOP race?

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Post by Mad_Dugan » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:58 pm

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Post by CaptainTripps » Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:31 pm

Elect a stupid Texan president once, shame on you, elect a stupid Texan president twice, you, can shame me, you can't fool me twice


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