What Kind Of Photoshoppery Is This?! - Photoshopping Thread

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What Kind Of Photoshoppery Is This?! - Photoshopping Thread

Post by Tony Wong » Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:40 pm

So I'm (reluctantly) making this thread for the sole purpose of one thing: silly Photoshop edits. Also because I get bored at times and want to do something creative, but don't really have the inclination to draw anything or even build anything in Minecraft, my other two artistic outlets.

The instructions are simple:
  • 1. You post a halfway decent picture of whatever (500x500 pixels minimal).
    2. Tell me what to do with it. Just describe it and I'll just find some pictures on Google images to add into it. :p
    3. I'll do my best and post the results here.
    4. Other folks can suggest new things to do with the picture or add their own edits to the picture.
    5. This continues until I am bored with it/someone uploads a more interesting photo and shop instructions/the picture turns into a zombie and tries to kill us all.
    5.???
    6.PROFIT
If there's something I can't/don't/won't do, I'll just reply with NOPE and do whatever the heck I feel like with the picture. The picture will soon mutate until it no longer has any semblance of the beginning picture, like playing telephone, except with eye candy. :awesome:

You can instruct me to add, edit or remove subjects, settings, props... whatever you can imagine (within reason). Depending on how much free time I have/how bored I am, we'll see what I can whip up... :D

TehEnemy, RideTheWalrus, Parasyte and anybody else who is pretty handy with Photoshop or a similar graphics program: I welcome you to join in the fun. This isn't meant to be a one man show, in fact it would be kind of presumptuous on my part to keep this thread as my own. Don't think you're very good at photo manips? Take a whack at it anyway. It's like Pictionary: Sometimes the really hilarious stuff comes from those who aren't the best artists. In fact, most of the time that's the case... :p

This is J2's forum, which is here for everybody's fun. So please, play along if you are also inclined to do so/feeling "Shoppy"/bored out of your gourd.

Some ground rules:
  • 1. As with all of the other threads on this forum, please don't post pictures or give suggestions of things that are NSFW or REALLY OFFENSIVE, such as racism, bigotry, etc.
    2. Please don't post an IRL photo of a particular forum user, unless they give implicit consent to it in this thread. I refuse to have this thread turn into a way of bashing or harassing another person...
    3. Don't spend a ridiculous amount of time working on these. Most people will just glance at it and say LEL. You're not getting paid for it and most people won't even open the full picture. It's for fun, so don't make it into work...
    4. This thread is for fun, not for serious. So have fun.
I guess I'll start this thread with an example. Here's a picture of bunnies kissing:
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Now here's a bunny kissing Walter White from Breaking Bad:
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He's had a rough day at the "office" and his bunny "Sugar Pill" is giving him some TLC... B)

Enjoy! :sunny:
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Post by Ikri » Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:04 pm

DIBS! MAKE THIS DOG FATTER. or make him a dapper young fellow with a bowtie sipping tea with a pinky in the air, all very Victorian/Steampunk.

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Post by Tony Wong » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:07 am

Ikri wrote:DIBS! MAKE THIS DOG FATTER. or make him a dapper young fellow with a bowtie sipping tea with a pinky in the air, all very Victorian/Steampunk.
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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! I'll get on it after work today. :sunny:
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Post by Eviltechie » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:45 am

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Post by Hooplah » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:48 am

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Post by GustavG » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:03 pm

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Make the tall one legolas and the short one Gimli
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Post by Tony Wong » Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:09 pm

Ikri wrote:DIBS! MAKE THIS DOG FATTER. or make him a dapper young fellow with a bowtie sipping tea with a pinky in the air, all very Victorian/Steampunk.
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WARNING: LARGE PICTURES AHEAD!
Okay, so I spammed these out as fast as I could, and here are the results of Ikri's request. You want that little Pomeranian fat? YOU GOT IT!
I PRESENT TO YOU, BLOB DOG!
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LOL! Since Ikri was such a good sport when I 'shopped her beach picture, I decided to fulfill her second request as well. When I read her request, all I got out of it was DOG and STEAMPUNK. I suck at following directions LOL... :p
POM-PUNK! The Bioshock: Infinite background seemed appropriate. I broke my own rule and spend a few hours on this one... :disappointed:
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I hope you like these Ikri! :toot:
Techie, I LOVE your picture! The background warping effect around the dog is pretty awesome, like it's about to transform into a dragon or something. In fact, it DID transform.....into DRAGON-POM! RAR!!!
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Now for GustavG's request:
GustavG wrote:ImageMake the tall one legolas and the short one Gimli
The picture you supplied me was pretty crappy and cut off their faces, but fortunately I found the source file from Google, so I used that to 'shop with. So no worries there...

Lego-Potter and the ULTIMATE FEELS!Image
Enjoy! :awesome:
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Post by Django » Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:44 pm

Hello everyone, I would like to request the Photoshop treatment on this picture
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Pls, go crazy with this one B)
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Post by Neelpos » Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:47 pm

:smug:
I'm quite interested in the progression of that.
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Post by Django » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:30 pm

yeah like , can you make him look as if he is kissing Kim Jong-Un
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Post by Eviltechie » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:23 pm

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20:37 <@mbaxter> !crepe
20:37 <@creeper> mbaxter eats a delicious crepe. Suddenly, SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *KABLOOEY*
20:37 -!- mbaxter was kicked from #minecraft by creeper [Creeper Crepe]
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Post by Tony Wong » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:41 pm

Eviltechie wrote:Jong LOVE
Ha ha ha ha!!! NICE!
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Post by Django » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:29 pm

Who knew Kim had such manly hands

nice work
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Post by Eviltechie » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:32 pm

I actually like this thread. I've had a legit copy of photoshop for a while now but I never bothered to figure out how to use it. I was just too used to gimp.
20:37 <@mbaxter> !crepe
20:37 <@creeper> mbaxter eats a delicious crepe. Suddenly, SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *KABLOOEY*
20:37 -!- mbaxter was kicked from #minecraft by creeper [Creeper Crepe]
Snugglebear wrote:Not everyone has a conscience.
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Post by Tony Wong » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:52 pm

Eviltechie wrote:I actually like this thread. I've had a legit copy of photoshop for a while now but I never bothered to figure out how to use it. I was just too used to gimp.
YAY! Thanks for playing along. I'll post my version of this picture tomorrow...
UPDATE: My version of Django's request...
SCANDALOUS! Dennis Rodman's gonna be so PISSED (that he didn't get to kiss him first... :p )
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LOL! I'm pretty sure Kim-Jong Un has a booster seat...
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