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Tabletop Simulator

Post by Sanvich Hoovy » Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:44 pm

Buy this game and draw dicks on a table while playing eels and escalators, like God intended.

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Re: Tabletop Simulator

Post by Eviltechie » Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:37 pm

You forgot the raging because nobody knows how to draw.

The other games are fun though.
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Re: Tabletop Simulator

Post by Sanvich Hoovy » Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:46 pm

Not knowing how to draw is the fun.
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Re: Tabletop Simulator

Post by EvilWalrus » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:40 pm

Eviltechie wrote:You forgot the raging because nobody knows how to draw.
Hey! I know how to draw a mean dick.
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Re: Tabletop Simulator

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:05 pm

i drew some pretty great dicks in our isketch games back in the day
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Re: Tabletop Simulator

Post by Django » Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:05 am

Have they improved the game since it came out, i remember the controls for a tabletop simulator being completely
atrocious. And i mean atrocious for real, it's almost as if was made on surgeon simulator engine.

How can someone mess up the controls on a tabletop video game puzzles me profoundly ,almost as if the game was made as a joke.
Example, if you want to move a chess piece, you have to hold click on the piece and the drag it to where you want to place it, instead of just clicking where you want it to go. As if, we want better physics engines [check], oh but simplicity and intuitiveness, that's gotta go
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Re: Tabletop Simulator

Post by EvilWalrus » Mon Oct 23, 2017 7:40 pm

The controls are definitely still trash
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Re: Tabletop Simulator

Post by KoD » Mon Oct 23, 2017 9:17 pm

Grndslmhttr3 wrote:i drew some pretty great dicks in our isketch games back in the day
isketch was so fun.

flockdraw was a great dick canvas too.


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Re: Tabletop Simulator

Post by Sanvich Hoovy » Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:06 pm

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Re: Tabletop Simulator

Post by Django » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:45 pm

KoD wrote:flockdraw was a great dick canvas too.
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Re: Tabletop Simulator

Post by Bass_Clef » Tue Oct 24, 2017 5:52 am

Curse working every day you fucks intend to play tabletop sim.
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Re: Tabletop Simulator

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:46 am

wow those are some seriously good dicks, I completely forgot about them
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