Is Portal 2 safe for the Christian family?

[zwsaz1]

This article tops the list of how ignorant people can be...

Here are some of the things I have learned: This game is made by Valve software, a wholly owned subsidiary of NAMBLA – the people who invented child molestation. Just the name “valve” produces images in the mind of a Christian man that should not be there.

http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal ... in-family/

I thought they were joking when I read the first part of the article, but then it kept going, then I saw the URL of the site, then to top it off, I read the comments that were fully agreeing with it. It amazes me how people can be like this...

P.s. Sorry if this was already posted. I didn't look very thoroughly to see if it had been.

[dantesus]

Isn't Nambla from South park?

[zwsaz1]

South Park does spoofs on real groups/events, so it could possibly be real as well, not sure though.

[Neelpos]

Christwire is a satire site if I'm not mistaken.

[japanimater]

http://forums.joe.to/viewtopic.php?f=185&t=56515

Another satire site that makes it look "almost" legitimate.

[Haymakers9th]

yeah I think this is the site that talked about how Amazon's recent outage and Reddit's downtime were an act of God, saying things like a lightning bolt came down in a clear day and struck the datacenter.

It's about as legitimate as that one forum talking about how console was so much better than PC.

[joe]

once you are willing to believe in the bible, i think believing anything else is pretty easy

[Jason]

South Park did not invent nambla. Goddamn kids these days.

How the fuck nambla is related to valve is way beyond me. I guess you can pretty much say anything and certain people will eat it the fuck up.

[japanimater]

I made a thread about this recently in the Portal 2 forum and after alot of people commenting on how hilarious it was and going on and on about it being a satire site, the thread was deleted without explanation.

[Bloodkraze]

In all seriousness, that first article is a must read it's hilarious. It's obviously a satire site but it's funny to read.

[koko]

As a devout Christian, he agreed with me and has now burned his Portal 2 DVD on his barbeque grill to make sure this threat to his family is gone for good.

yo jesus freak daddy down the road is on to me too bad he dont know that it can still be d/l.

its easter and im mormon i pray for idiots like this that their deprived children don't grow up the same way.
really wtf its a puzzle game. how did you find that gay bathhouse in portal 2

this is worse then that baptist doggin on minecraft.

[Django]

As a devout Christian, he agreed with me and has now burned his Portal 2 DVD on his barbeque grill to make sure this threat to his family is gone for good.

yo jesus freak daddy down the road is on to me too bad he dont know that it can still be d/l.

its easter and im mormon i pray for idiots like this that their deprived children don't grow up the same way.
really wtf its a puzzle game. how did you find that gay bathhouse in portal 2

this is worse then that baptist doggin on minecraft.

Golden post

[Gr|m]

If you can't figure out that this is satire, then you have a pretty misunderstood concept of Christianity. At the very least, this person would be about as high on the scale of idiotic as the westborough baptist church. Also, he probably wouldn't post a picture of homosexuals on a bed in an article where he was attacking them

[Jason]

I didn't waste my time reading it, I blame OP

[zwsaz1]

If you can't figure out that this is satire, then you have a pretty misunderstood concept of Christianity.

I'm not pointing fingers at Christianity. I'm pointing at the stupidity of the human race.