Dark souls 2: I started at the bottom, now im dead

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Just keep dying until all the enemies despawn
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give up, iawn already beat all the bosses
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Don't give up skeleton
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Why do all the chests have rubbish in them
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shut up django
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Re: Dark souls 2: I started at the bottom, now im dead

Post by KatanaRama » Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:19 pm

Word of advice: don't fight the Royal rat authority unless A: You are really good at pyromancys. Or B: Want to cry In despair for all eternity.
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Re: Dark souls 2: I started at the bottom, now im dead

Post by ianws » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:08 am

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Re: Dark souls 2: I started at the bottom, now im dead

Post by Neelpos » Sun Apr 27, 2014 6:29 am

Fisch thinks using one hit kills on bosses is pro "Oh yeah they'll just charge off into the ocean if you let them so just do it it's skill don't worry"

He's wrong and a bitch

Do you agree yes or no the only right answer is yes because he's an enormous bitch who can't kill bosses with his own skill.

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Re: Dark souls 2: I started at the bottom, now im dead

Post by Dr. Fisch » Sun Apr 27, 2014 6:31 am

Neelpos wrote:Fisch thinks using finesse to kill bosses is pro

He's right and a cool guy

Do you agree yes or no the only right answer is yes because he's the best at games who kills bosses with his own skill.
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Re: Dark souls 2: I started at the bottom, now im dead

Post by Neelpos » Sun Apr 27, 2014 6:32 am

FISCH LEAD THE DRAGONRIDER INTO THE OCEAN

HE WASN'T GUD ENOUGH TO BEAT THE FUCKING DRAGONRIDER

IT'S THE FUCKING DRAGONRIDER

HOLY SHIT

:stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare:
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Post by Dr. Fisch » Sun Apr 27, 2014 6:35 am

Neelpos wrote:FISCH LEAD THE DRAGONRIDER INTO THE OCEAN

HE WASN'T GUD ENOUGH TO BEAT THE FUCKING DRAGONRIDER

IT'S THE FUCKING DRAGONRIDER

HOLY SHIT

:stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare:
pursuer ballista kill
i killed the dragonrider the old fashioned way
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Re: Dark souls 2: I started at the bottom, now im dead

Post by Neelpos » Sun Apr 27, 2014 6:39 am

FISCH LEAD THE PURSUER INTO THE FUCKING BALLISTA

HE WASN'T GUD ENOUGH TO BEAT THE FUCKING PURSUER

IT'S THE FUCKING PURSUER

HOLY SHIT

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Re: Dark souls 2: I started at the bottom, now im dead

Post by ggg » Sun Apr 27, 2014 8:36 am

Not like circle strafing him for eternity is any "better." The cool thing about dark souls is its one of the few games that lets you abuse the environment and ai to defeat the boss. I don't see what the big deal is.

The game is out to fuck you at every moment I've never once hesitated to fuck the game back.
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Re: Dark souls 2: I started at the bottom, now im dead

Post by ianws » Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:07 pm

So this is the high horse ive been hearing all about
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Re: Dark souls 2: I started at the bottom, now im dead

Post by KatanaRama » Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:33 pm

ianws wrote:So this is the high horse ive been hearing all about
Sorry man but you're a bit late.
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Re: Dark souls 2: I started at the bottom, now im dead

Post by Zeno » Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:55 pm

Got up to the first boss in the 2nd world, arghhh. Not totally hard, but having issues beating it lol. Somehow I'm SL41 already though, mostly an INT build. Only 2 spells though ._.
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Re: Dark souls 2: I started at the bottom, now im dead

Post by ianws » Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:11 pm

KatanaRama wrote:
ianws wrote:So this is the high horse ive been hearing all about
Sorry man but you're a bit late.
No one is ever late seeing neelpos being an ass hat.
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Re: Dark souls 2: I started at the bottom, now im dead

Post by Django » Sun Apr 27, 2014 6:50 pm

Y'all suckas should have waited 4 the wikis and the mods. Maybe the game won't be so hard B)

The REAL VERSION of the game is out, there is a download link in the video description.
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Re: Dark souls 2: I started at the bottom, now im dead

Post by Neelpos » Sun Apr 27, 2014 8:20 pm

ianws wrote:
KatanaRama wrote:
ianws wrote:So this is the high horse ive been hearing all about
Sorry man but you're a bit late.
No one is ever late seeing neelpos being an ass hat.
Ya never think I'm joking, ever, it's weird. The pursuer edit should've made it obvious since as an early game boss it's actually pretty tough.
Django wrote:Y'all suckas should have waited 4 the wikis and the mods. Maybe the game won't be so hard B)

The REAL VERSION of the game is out, there is a download link in the video description.
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Re: Dark souls 2: I started at the bottom, now im dead

Post by Django » Sun Apr 27, 2014 8:23 pm

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