Who are you and what do you look like

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Re: Who are you and what do you look like

Post by Siri » Wed Aug 20, 2014 5:28 pm

Ikri wrote:Siri's current occupation: karate chopping unsuspecting gamers irl in her Indian dance garb before pwning them in game. It pays well, in the form of tears streaming down the faces of confused nerds.
exactly right! who needs money when you've got the salty tears of Dota's 9-year olds?
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Re: Who are you and what do you look like

Post by BalthazarMcLovin » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:47 pm

bape :smugasfuck:

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Re: Who are you and what do you look like

Post by Sportslot » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:10 pm

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So uh, here's me, I'm the dweeb in the league shirt with glasses
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Re: Who are you and what do you look like

Post by Toxius » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:20 pm

Siri, your dance outfit is freaking gorgeous.
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Re: Who are you and what do you look like

Post by Platty » Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:13 pm

Siri wrote:
Ikri wrote:Siri's current occupation: karate chopping unsuspecting gamers irl in her Indian dance garb before pwning them in game. It pays well, in the form of tears streaming down the faces of confused nerds.
exactly right! who needs money when you've got the salty tears of Dota's 9-year olds?
WHAT? DOTA? You know like... 12 or more of us in mumble play dota, right? Hit me up next time you play and we'll see what we can work up, eh? We play serious dota with only the best players that build shadow blade on everyone.
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Re: Who are you and what do you look like

Post by loafozard » Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:22 pm

Platty wrote:
Siri wrote:
Ikri wrote:Siri's current occupation: karate chopping unsuspecting gamers irl in her Indian dance garb before pwning them in game. It pays well, in the form of tears streaming down the faces of confused nerds.
exactly right! who needs money when you've got the salty tears of Dota's 9-year olds?
WHAT? DOTA? You know like... 12 or more of us in mumble play dota, right? Hit me up next time you play and we'll see what we can work up, eh? We play serious dota with only the best players that build shadow blade on everyone.
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Re: Who are you and what do you look like

Post by Maha » Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:57 am

Heeey, I have that same Titanfall shirt.
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Re: Who are you and what do you look like

Post by Hippie of doom » Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:38 pm

Toxius wrote:Siri, your dance outfit is freaking gorgeous.
It really is. Siri, you are young and have a lot of time to obtain a life. Im an old man and im still trying to get one of those lives that i see everyone else having.
Im not random. i just think faster then you.
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Re: Who are you and what do you look like

Post by Siri » Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:42 pm

Platty wrote: WHAT? DOTA? You know like... 12 or more of us in mumble play dota, right? Hit me up next time you play and we'll see what we can work up, eh? We play serious dota with only the best players that build shadow blade on everyone.
I'm normally hilariously bad at Dota unless I can snag Drow Ranger. Even then, it's a pretty long shot XD
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Toxius wrote:Siri, your dance outfit is freaking gorgeous.
It really is. Siri, you are young and have a lot of time to obtain a life. Im an old man and im still trying to get one of those lives that i see everyone else having.
Thank you guys so much :) Hopefully I'll obtain a life one day! :okayasfuck:
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Re: Who are you and what do you look like

Post by pinkle » Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:31 pm

Hippie of doom wrote:
Toxius wrote:Siri, your dance outfit is freaking gorgeous.
It really is. Siri, you are young and have a lot of time to obtain a life. Im an old man and im still trying to get one of those lives that i see everyone else having.
psh, you have a great job, great friends, a lovely wife (bats eyelashes) and a kid on the way :p "no life" my ass lol
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Re: Who are you and what do you look like

Post by DoggyHound » Thu Aug 21, 2014 8:35 pm

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I'm doing part time now. lol. MEOW
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Re: Who are you and what do you look like

Post by Hippie of doom » Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:06 pm

pinkle wrote:
Hippie of doom wrote:
Toxius wrote:Siri, your dance outfit is freaking gorgeous.
It really is. Siri, you are young and have a lot of time to obtain a life. Im an old man and im still trying to get one of those lives that i see everyone else having.
psh, you have a great job, great friends, a lovely wife (bats eyelashes) and a kid on the way :p "no life" my ass lol
Alas you are right honey.
Im not random. i just think faster then you.
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Re: Who are you and what do you look like

Post by Roughjericho » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:23 pm

Hippie of doom wrote:
pinkle wrote:
Hippie of doom wrote:
Toxius wrote:Siri, your dance outfit is freaking gorgeous.
It really is. Siri, you are young and have a lot of time to obtain a life. Im an old man and im still trying to get one of those lives that i see everyone else having.
psh, you have a great job, great friends, a lovely wife (bats eyelashes) and a kid on the way :p "no life" my ass lol
Alas you are right honey.
what is this "life" thing anyhow
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Re: Who are you and what do you look like

Post by Aironz » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:50 pm

I'm still alive guys. Pic for proof:

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Re: Who are you and what do you look like

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