ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by Jason » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:27 pm

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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by OddaJosh » Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:15 pm

So we never got an official doctor to confirm this...?
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by ianws » Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:30 pm

Nope.
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by Django » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:06 am

He's dead, Jim....
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by Jason » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:47 am

Hahahahaha oh yalls.
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by ianws » Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:29 pm

Update: Ellis is now considered a loli cuz, Ellis is my evil twin.
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by Django » Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:24 pm

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Guess were ianw will fit...
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by ianws » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:43 pm

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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by Wolsk » Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:47 am

IAN, WRITE MORE STORIES YOU LAZY LITTLE GIRL.
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by ianws » Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:25 pm

Wolsk wrote:IAN, WRITE MORE STORIES YOU LAZY LITTLE GIRL.
When you grow chest hair wolsky, then ill create what a man desires.
Or i can work on it tomorrow
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by Wolsk » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:28 am

ianws wrote:
Wolsk wrote:IAN, WRITE MORE STORIES YOU LAZY LITTLE GIRL.
When you grow chest hair wolsky, then ill create what a man desires.
Or i can work on it tomorrow
Bro it is totally past "tomorrow".
Well, technically it isn't.
However, it is past March 12.
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:22 am

He never said he'd finish it
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by Django » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:30 am

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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by ianws » Sun May 01, 2011 1:48 pm

Day 16:Took the midnight train,

I awoke at 10pm to discover men in black suits were questioning the old lady, who owned the store i visited to grab a hat.
I was about 50 feet away from them, just spying to see what they were talking about, I soon found out that the men were looking for me.
crap, I thought i could have lost them the forest, it is obvious I'm dealing with trained men.
I quietly crossed the bridge, calmly, but apparently calm is the new obvious.
The Suits yelled across to the other side of the bridge, "HEY YOU, WAIT RIGHT THERE".
So I was like, Nope. so I sprinted away from them but to a unknown destination, then it hit me, this town has a train station.
I sprinted towards the station, hoping there is a train available, as well as hoping a ticket would be $30.
I made it to the station, sweat pouring down my face, I went towards the ticket booth, and the old man there asked me, "where to?"
I had to think for a moment, "Little Rock Arkansas", many would lol at the thought but, I need to return home.
He said, "well lad you are in luck, we have a train about to depart", Then I asked how much? $20 please.
as I entered the train, to my amazement the Suits haven't caught up with me yet.
Then, speak of the devil, They entered the building.
Yet by luck alone, the train began to move, I melted in my seat in relief that they cant get me, now.
All I hope is that they don't know where I'm going, because this is my last resort.

Tired and sleepy
Signing off
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by Wolsk » Sun May 01, 2011 5:00 pm

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Thank you for not forgetting.
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