Stepping out of your comfort zone.

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Re: Stepping out of your comfort zone.

Post by Mad_Dugan » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:15 am

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Panhandle on a street corner

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Re: Stepping out of your comfort zone.

Post by Mastermind1011 » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:16 am

Butt sex. No lube.

Go beg for money on a street corner.

Spontaneous song and dance in a crowded arena.

Have her play Amnesia: Dark Descent.
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Re: Stepping out of your comfort zone.

Post by Jason » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:20 am

Tell her to come over. I'll take care of the rest.
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Re: Stepping out of your comfort zone.

Post by snipersaurusrex » Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:24 am

Jason wrote:Tell her to come over. I'll take care of the rest.
This seems like the most effective one.

Or the tf4 one. And all of our tf2 peoplez be extra weird and horny. That outta fuck her up.

Or finger herself in front of other people. That's probably the thing that would throw me as a fellow woman out of the comfort zone.

Not that I finger myself very often.

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Re: Stepping out of your comfort zone.

Post by Magnus » Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:11 am

Yeah butt secks seems to be the way to go.

Or have her come into mumble while we are all playing bf3, something one of us says will probably make things akward.

Bondage, rope her up and then have your way with her. Either she won't like it and she'll have something to talk about for her assignment. Or she will inadvertently like it and you two will have a new hobby. Either way it's win-win. Also you should film it too, just to make sure if she actually likes it then the thought of us. I mean. People watching would make it all the more discomforting. And hot.
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Or just jizz in her hair, girls HATE that. You should probably film that too. That would be hot.
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Re: Stepping out of your comfort zone.

Post by tehENEMY » Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:55 am

Just have her read this thread.
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Re: Stepping out of your comfort zone.

Post by Dr Lecter » Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:15 am

BEST IDEA,

but secs and then skype all of us to watch, but don't let her know until the end
Because, since you don't know me, there is a great possibility that I'm on an higher intellectuel level then you are on.
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Re: Stepping out of your comfort zone.

Post by J0E » Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:09 am

Doctor Hannibal Lecter wrote:BEST IDEA,

but secs and then skype all of us to watch, but don't let her know until the end
but when you tell her, make sure your almost ready to finish and then hold on for dear life. RIDE THE RODEO BABY
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Re: Stepping out of your comfort zone.

Post by Magnus » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:07 pm

J0E wrote:
Doctor Hannibal Lecter wrote:BEST IDEA,

but secs and then skype all of us to watch, but don't let her know until the end
but when you tell her, make sure your almost ready to finish and then hold on for dear life. RIDE THE RODEO BABY
OR!
Turn your speakers to max with us all on skype, just before you finish you give us the signal, idk, something like, "banana flambe" or something, and we all start singing "For he's a jolly good fellow" and watch her reaction.
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Re: Stepping out of your comfort zone.

Post by Dr Lecter » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:53 pm

but you have to do it in her face
Because, since you don't know me, there is a great possibility that I'm on an higher intellectuel level then you are on.
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Re: Stepping out of your comfort zone.

Post by ajentjbobclinton » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:14 pm

ask her what weirds her out or what. Stand in the middle of the street with just her undies? SADOMASOCHISM
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Re: Stepping out of your comfort zone.

Post by Gr|m » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:50 pm

Have her get some food for homeless people and have a conversation with them
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Re: Stepping out of your comfort zone.

Post by Dr Lecter » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:11 pm

have her go to church
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Re: Stepping out of your comfort zone.

Post by Gr|m » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:12 pm

read the op lector. SHEESH :awesome:
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Re: Stepping out of your comfort zone.

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:53 pm

sys wrote:give her acid
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Can she sing? If she can't/is self-conscious like a lot of people, have her do that. Also Hellboy's suggestions sound pretty good.
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