Got a job at Trader Joe's

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Got a job at Trader Joe's

Post by pinkle » Thu May 23, 2013 12:52 am

I start Monday, I'm fucking stoked, you guys :D A huge weight has been lifted from mine and hippie's backs!

I'm celebrating with my own version of a cotton candy martini: A small handful of cotton candy, a shot or so of vodka, grape kool-aid and a splash of cran-grape juice. It's delicious. :3

Cheers to good things happening. <3
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Re: Got a job at Trader Joe's

Post by Tony Wong » Thu May 23, 2013 1:02 am

Nice! Congrats Pinkle! :toot:

... and could you score me some of those awesome Cinnamon Schoolbook Cookies? Jonesin' for some RITE NAOW... LOL!
FEESHSTEEKS!!!
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Re: Got a job at Trader Joe's

Post by scobywhru » Thu May 23, 2013 1:08 am

pinkle wrote:I start Monday, I'm fucking stoked, you guys :D A huge weight has been lifted from mine and hippie's backs!

I'm celebrating with my own version of a cotton candy martini: A small handful of cotton candy, a bottle or so of vodka, purple drank and a splash of red drank. It's delicious. :3

Cheers to good things happening. <3
Congrats, good luck with all the hippies.
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Re: Got a job at Trader Joe's

Post by jermm » Thu May 23, 2013 1:44 am

If it's that one in Sunnyvale that used to be a borders, good luck parking.
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Re: Got a job at Trader Joe's

Post by Waterbear » Thu May 23, 2013 2:36 am

their carrot cake cupcakes are fucking good
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Re: Got a job at Trader Joe's

Post by johnFF » Thu May 23, 2013 5:06 am

Bad economy means hot chicks have to get jobs at TJ's. I win again.
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Re: Got a job at Trader Joe's

Post by Django » Thu May 23, 2013 6:53 am

johnFF wrote:Bad economy means hot chicks have to get jobs at TJ's. I win again.
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Post by stabbyclaus » Thu May 23, 2013 11:38 am

Congrats! Fufu brother got hired for his mohawk and promptly fired him when he shaved it off :/ It was just coincidence but dumb none the less.
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Re: Got a job at Trader Joe's

Post by Johnny5072 » Thu May 23, 2013 1:32 pm

Congrats Pinkle! I am a big fan of Trader Joe's. It's my go to shopping spot for the weekend grocery run.

Great news for the couple of doom!! :D!!
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Re: Got a job at Trader Joe's

Post by pinkle » Thu May 23, 2013 3:14 pm

Thanks guys n_n

John.. lmao xD

Stabby wooowww hahaha

Luckily, I was able to get the job because one of hippie's BFFL is a manager there :p He's the dude we always go to bluegrass shows with.. so, he knows our situation and is definitely going out of his way to get me in there, coz he knows how much it means for us. Friends, mang <3
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Re: Got a job at Trader Joe's

Post by Dilly Bars » Thu May 23, 2013 3:22 pm

Grats Pinkle! Glad to hear it's working out for ya. :D

Also, you just reminded me of the dark chocolate-covered espresso beans that TJ sells... Fuuuck I'm hungry. :bonk:
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Re: Got a job at Trader Joe's

Post by TempSoul » Thu May 23, 2013 5:44 pm

does your joe.to family get benefits?
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Re: Got a job at Trader Joe's

Post by pinkle » Thu May 23, 2013 7:43 pm

no free/discounted stuff for you guys >:U ..at least wait until I've been there a while lol xD

Ohh and Jermm no it's the one on Bascom in Campbell. I'm psyched coz there's a Barnes and Noble right next door :B fuck yeah books
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"OK, try to imagine yourself in the J2 Server... You get your first look at this "Pinkle" as you enter a clearing. She moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing her flamethrower. And you keep still because you think that maybe her visual acuity is based on movement like Johnny5 - She'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Pinkle. You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the Hippie and Wolsky you didn't even know were there. Because Pinkle's a pack hunter, you see, she uses coordinated attack patterns and she is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... A barbed-wired-wrapped fire axe, The Axetinguisher, in her left hand. She doesn't bother to headshot you like a Porkbun, say... no no. She lights you and slashes at you here, or here... Or maybe across the belly, critting your intestines. The point is, you are alive when she starts to rape you. So you know, try to show a little respect..." -- 3Ducks
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Re: Got a job at Trader Joe's

Post by Waterbear » Thu May 23, 2013 8:54 pm

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Re: Got a job at Trader Joe's

Post by pinkle » Thu May 23, 2013 10:45 pm

Really? Well, that makes me feel safe, hehe ;D I thought he was in Palo Alto though. DJANGO GIMMIE YOUR PHONE NUMBER IN CASE I NEED A LIFT SOMETIME >:U

I kid, I kid, lol. I plan on taking the bus there, and hippie has me covered the rest of the time.. n_n
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"OK, try to imagine yourself in the J2 Server... You get your first look at this "Pinkle" as you enter a clearing. She moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing her flamethrower. And you keep still because you think that maybe her visual acuity is based on movement like Johnny5 - She'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Pinkle. You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the Hippie and Wolsky you didn't even know were there. Because Pinkle's a pack hunter, you see, she uses coordinated attack patterns and she is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... A barbed-wired-wrapped fire axe, The Axetinguisher, in her left hand. She doesn't bother to headshot you like a Porkbun, say... no no. She lights you and slashes at you here, or here... Or maybe across the belly, critting your intestines. The point is, you are alive when she starts to rape you. So you know, try to show a little respect..." -- 3Ducks
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