DIRTY THIRTY

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DIRTY THIRTY

Post by pinkle » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:36 pm

Slept in, my back is no longer killing me like it was yesterday, gonna order pizza and play TF2 all day...maybe draw some if inspiration shows up.

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"OK, try to imagine yourself in the J2 Server... You get your first look at this "Pinkle" as you enter a clearing. She moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing her flamethrower. And you keep still because you think that maybe her visual acuity is based on movement like Johnny5 - She'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Pinkle. You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the Hippie and Wolsky you didn't even know were there. Because Pinkle's a pack hunter, you see, she uses coordinated attack patterns and she is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... A barbed-wired-wrapped fire axe, The Axetinguisher, in her left hand. She doesn't bother to headshot you like a Porkbun, say... no no. She lights you and slashes at you here, or here... Or maybe across the belly, critting your intestines. The point is, you are alive when she starts to rape you. So you know, try to show a little respect..." -- 3Ducks
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Re: DIRTY THIRTY

Post by Brig » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:39 pm

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Re: DIRTY THIRTY

Post by Hippie of doom » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:12 pm

Happy birthday honey. You are my best friend my soul mate and the love of my life and i am very VERY lucky to be able to call you my wife. I dont know where i would be or what i would do without you. You complete me more than any words can express. Happy birthday beautiful.
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Re: DIRTY THIRTY

Post by Parasyte » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:46 pm

Hippie of doom wrote:Happy birthday honey. You are my best friend my soul mate and the love of my life and i am very VERY lucky to be able to call you my wife. I dont know where i would be or what i would do without you. You complete me more than any words can express. Happy birthday beautiful.
You had me at hello.

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY PINKLE!! :toot:

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Re: DIRTY THIRTY

Post by Johnny5072 » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:49 pm

Happy Birthday Pinkle!

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Re: DIRTY THIRTY

Post by Cheddars » Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:18 pm

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Mmph hmph, Mmmph! :toot:
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Re: DIRTY THIRTY

Post by Jason » Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:22 pm

Man you're old. I still have FOUUUR EXTREMELY LOOOOONG LONG YEARS OF SWEET DELICIOUS YOUTH until I'm 30 which I won't be turning for a VERYYY LONGG TIMEEEE.
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Re: DIRTY THIRTY

Post by Ikri » Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:27 pm

happy HAPpy HAPPY BIRTHDAY pinkle of love<3
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Post by Ian7 » Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:38 pm

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Re: DIRTY THIRTY

Post by pinkle » Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:02 am

lol thanks guys xD
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"OK, try to imagine yourself in the J2 Server... You get your first look at this "Pinkle" as you enter a clearing. She moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing her flamethrower. And you keep still because you think that maybe her visual acuity is based on movement like Johnny5 - She'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Pinkle. You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the Hippie and Wolsky you didn't even know were there. Because Pinkle's a pack hunter, you see, she uses coordinated attack patterns and she is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... A barbed-wired-wrapped fire axe, The Axetinguisher, in her left hand. She doesn't bother to headshot you like a Porkbun, say... no no. She lights you and slashes at you here, or here... Or maybe across the belly, critting your intestines. The point is, you are alive when she starts to rape you. So you know, try to show a little respect..." -- 3Ducks
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Re: DIRTY THIRTY

Post by Django » Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:04 am

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Re: DIRTY THIRTY

Post by jamietech » Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:44 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! <3
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Re: DIRTY THIRTY

Post by KatanaRama » Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:01 am

:toot: :toot: GRATS! :toot: :toot:
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Re: DIRTY THIRTY

Post by Kivivarvas » Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:13 am

Happy birthday here too.
Yup, my toes are dried up again.
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