"such is life" - real life: yours, preferably
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pinkle
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by pinkle » Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:17 pm
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"OK, try to imagine yourself in the J2 Server... You get your first look at this "Pinkle" as you enter a clearing. She moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing her flamethrower. And you keep still because you think that maybe her visual acuity is based on movement like Johnny5 - She'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Pinkle. You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the Hippie and Wolsky you didn't even know were there. Because Pinkle's a pack hunter, you see, she uses coordinated attack patterns and she is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... A barbed-wired-wrapped fire axe, The Axetinguisher, in her left hand. She doesn't bother to headshot you like a Porkbun, say... no no. She lights you and slashes at you here, or here... Or maybe across the belly, critting your intestines. The point is, you are alive when she starts to rape you. So you know, try to show a little respect..." -- 3Ducks
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Toxius
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by Toxius » Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:23 pm
Happy hatching
Seriously, congrats 8D
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Ian7
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by Ian7 » Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:28 pm
oh dear god what have you two done
congrats yo
mbaxter wrote:Loaf was banned by rottencheeseCA for one minute, for reason "fuck"
Canonuluvx wrote:This article is very well written Geese and ducks can be used very much.
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Maha
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by Maha » Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:40 pm
Now Hippie can start his own banjo group!
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Parasyte
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by Parasyte » Fri Jun 27, 2014 2:09 pm
But seriously, congrats guys!
BABY-OF-DOOM LOADING:
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marbear
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by marbear » Fri Jun 27, 2014 2:17 pm
congratulations
"Marbear your too stupid...so I don't know what the fuck your thinking."
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Hippie of doom
- My bullets love your face!
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by Hippie of doom » Fri Jun 27, 2014 2:54 pm
Thanks everyone, it is also our one year anniversary of being married too.
Im not random. i just think faster then you.
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KatanaRama
- Mind rike rock, body rike meatroaf.
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by KatanaRama » Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:08 pm
Grats!
Bor-ed, bor-ed bored/ bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored./ I am really bored.
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Waterbear
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by Waterbear » Fri Jun 27, 2014 5:23 pm
12:13 PM - jermm: man I haven't taken a poop that needs a plunger in years
12:13 PM - jermm: my body is failing me
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Ikri
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by Ikri » Fri Jun 27, 2014 5:58 pm
I just wanted to thank the two of you for keeping j2 populated. I know it's a big step but breeding j2ers is quickly becoming important to our survival.
Excellent teamwork!
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Maha
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by Maha » Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:08 pm
So it's decided that Hippie and Pinkle are the brood father and brood mother of j2 then?
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Sonychu
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by Sonychu » Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:44 pm
ohmygosh First thing I see when I pop back in after so long! I'm so happy for you two! Tiny raptor babies in tie-dye shirts! σ(≧ε≦ｏ)
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"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"
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Sanvich Hoovy
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by Sanvich Hoovy » Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:45 pm
My therapist told me that I gamble in order to escape from the realities of life and I replied that's why everyone does everything. - Norm MacDonald
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Hippie of doom
- My bullets love your face!
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by Hippie of doom » Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:44 pm
Ikri wrote:I just wanted to thank the two of you for keeping j2 populated. I know it's a big step but breeding j2ers is quickly becoming important to our survival.
Excellent teamwork!
I am also a twin so there may be a chance we have 2 and not one lol.
Im not random. i just think faster then you.
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KatanaRama
- Mind rike rock, body rike meatroaf.
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by KatanaRama » Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:10 pm
Hippie of doom wrote:Ikri wrote:I just wanted to thank the two of you for keeping j2 populated. I know it's a big step but breeding j2ers is quickly becoming important to our survival.
Excellent teamwork!
I am also a twin so there may be a chance we have 2 and not one lol.
Excellent... As the horde grows in number, it also grows in strength.
Bor-ed, bor-ed bored/ bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored./ I am really bored.
