Babby hippie raptor on the way! UPDATE: IT'S A GIRL!!!

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Post by pinkle » Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:42 am

Ian7 wrote:sex?
got a couple more months before we can really tell :)
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Post by NorCal » Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:25 pm

So when is the poll for baby names going up?
eh eh?? :awesome:
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Re: Babby hippie raptor on the way! UPDATE: First Ultrasound

Post by Hippie of doom » Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:26 pm

NorCal wrote:So when is the poll for baby names going up?
eh eh?? :awesome:
soon, lol soon.
Im not random. i just think faster then you.
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Re: Babby hippie raptor on the way! UPDATE: First Ultrasound

Post by scobywhru » Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:49 pm

pinkle wrote:
Ian7 wrote:sex?
got a couple more months before we can really tell :)
I think he is propositioning you and hippie.
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Re: Babby hippie raptor on the way! UPDATE: First Ultrasound

Post by pinkle » Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:50 pm

scobywhru wrote:
pinkle wrote:
Ian7 wrote:sex?
got a couple more months before we can really tell :)
I think he is propositioning you and hippie.
oh of course, how silly of me.

only if you bring the plunger and the donkey, ian
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Post by Django » Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:25 am

Name your baby

DR.HORNY
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Post by Archer » Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:55 am

Stormageddon.
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Post by Ian7 » Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:34 am

i only have sex with non-pregnant with women

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Post by Jason » Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:35 pm

You remember in Oracle of Ages/Seasons when that couple has you name their baby? Haha those suckers. I always name it like SLUT and DONG and stuff and then they're like "DONG. THAT'S A FINE NAME!" And im like HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHHE for days and days.
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Post by Django » Thu Aug 07, 2014 3:35 pm

Jason wrote:they're like "DONG. THAT'S A FINE NAME!" And im like HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHHE for days and days.
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Re: Babby hippie raptor on the way! UPDATE: First Ultrasound

Post by rockerboy » Sat Aug 09, 2014 1:00 am

Django wrote:Name your baby

Soundwave
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Post by stabbyclaus » Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:35 pm

Name him/her Theory, or Cheese. Or Bow.
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Post by Platty » Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:14 pm

stabbyclaus wrote:Name him/her Theory, or Cheese. Or Bow.
Theeserow?
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Post by Toxius » Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:55 pm

Archer wrote:Stormageddon.
no but this one
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Re: Babby hippie raptor on the way! UPDATE: First Ultrasound

Post by Ikri » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:07 pm

Keep it simple.

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