I'm in the ghetto

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I'm in the ghetto

Post by marbear » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:11 pm

If I don't live through the night here at this sketchy fucking super 8, you all are great. Times were good.
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Re: I'm in the ghetto

Post by Sanvich Hoovy » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:14 pm

:dancingrobot: K good luck :dancingrobot:
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Re: I'm in the ghetto

Post by Eviltechie » Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:37 pm

Go to walmart and buy a shotgun.
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Re: I'm in the ghetto

Post by Django » Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:42 am

remember the five-point-palm-exploding-heart-technique
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Re: I'm in the ghetto

Post by Jason » Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:42 am

Oh my god is there blacks
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Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:06 am

I'm not racist, but...
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Re: I'm in the ghetto

Post by Lazy-Ultimax » Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:41 am

I dont entirely know who you are but I miss you already.
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Post by Neelpos » Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:20 am

Memorize Will Smiths rap career as a precaution.
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Re: I'm in the ghetto

Post by Django » Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:32 am

I take back what i said. I dont think you are in any form of danger

So, you are

1. At a sketchy Super 8 for the night
2. Only for the night
3. At a shitty neighborhood

were you getting down?
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Re: I'm in the ghetto

Post by marbear » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:40 am

the front desk had bullet proof glass over it. i think that's enough to warrant a spook or two
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Re: I'm in the ghetto

Post by Sanvich Hoovy » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:59 am

marbear wrote:the front desk had bullet proof glass over it. i think that's enough to warrant a spook or two
*ahem* African American or two
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Re: I'm in the ghetto

Post by Maha » Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:28 am

You were always my favorite. :3
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Re: I'm in the ghetto

Post by KatanaRama » Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:40 am

Don't get shanked in your sleep! :)
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Re: I'm in the ghetto

Post by Jason » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:26 am

My girlfriend and I stayed at a similar establishment on our way down to FL last Christmas and it wasn't THAT shady but it was a pretty cheap place near the highway and the lady was like oh yeah we'll have you park right up here where we can keep an eye on your car. A few have been robbed just since I've started working here this month HEH HEH.

Don't know why people aren't smart enough to rob cars in other fancier expensive places. All they're gonna find in these cars is like old condoms covered in jams and shit.

Not in our car but you know. Other weirdos cars.
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Re: I'm in the ghetto

Post by Petiee » Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:27 pm

If "hey Arnold" taught me anything. When you are in trouble scream "I'm CRAZY!" and dance like a lunatic.
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