I'm pregnant UPDATE: IT'S A GIRL!!!

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I'm pregnant UPDATE: IT'S A GIRL!!!

Post by koko » Tue Aug 26, 2014 2:52 am

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Well this explains my beer gut....

Not me really but I'm excited to be a daddy my GF/fiancee is about 7 weeks now.
anyways thank you guys.

now watch this otter steal my fish
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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by KatanaRama » Tue Aug 26, 2014 4:57 am

Fucking otters...
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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by Usernamedoesnotexist » Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:25 am

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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by Hippie of doom » Tue Aug 26, 2014 11:29 am

Copy cat. Congrats my friend. Pinkle and hippie spawn can have play dates with you and your spawn. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay babies.
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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by Wolsk » Tue Aug 26, 2014 2:29 pm

Grats!

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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by Hippie of doom » Tue Aug 26, 2014 3:35 pm

Im not random. i just think faster then you.
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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by pinkle » Tue Aug 26, 2014 11:03 pm

hooraaaay koko! n_n
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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Tue Aug 26, 2014 11:14 pm

Congrats!

don't forget that if it's a girl you're gonna have to clean poop out of her vagina
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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by TempSoul » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:26 pm

ENTIRE COMMUNITY IS ABOUT BABIES
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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by scobywhru » Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:14 pm

TempSoul wrote:ENTIRE COMMUNITY IS BABIES
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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by Hippie of doom » Thu Aug 28, 2014 5:19 pm

scobywhru wrote:
TempSoul wrote:ENTIRE COMMUNITY IS HAVING BABIES
There, fixed it for you.
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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by KatanaRama » Thu Aug 28, 2014 6:12 pm

Hippie of doom wrote:
scobywhru wrote:
TempSoul wrote:ENTIRE COMMUNITY IS HAVING BABIES
There, fixed it for you.
One collective community baby?
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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by pinkle » Thu Aug 28, 2014 11:23 pm

we shall name him Joe II


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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by Neelpos » Thu Aug 28, 2014 11:54 pm

No, please explain with charts.
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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by Platty » Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:30 am

Get what? What are we charting? The seas? Naming a sea? ARE WE NAMING KOKO'S KID KOKOSEA?
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