I am the Liquor

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I am the Liquor

Post by Pentagram.J2 » Thu Sep 04, 2014 3:28 pm

Im 21, bitches :toot:
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Re: I am the Liquor

Post by KatanaRama » Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:37 pm

Grats!
Bor-ed, bor-ed bored/ bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored./ I am really bored.
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Re: I am the Liquor

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:53 pm

yay
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Re: I am the Liquor

Post by Fufuberry » Thu Sep 04, 2014 7:14 pm

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(¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ hppybrfdy!
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Re: I am the Liquor

Post by Sanvich Hoovy » Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:01 pm

Good job not dying
My therapist told me that I gamble in order to escape from the realities of life and I replied that's why everyone does everything. - Norm MacDonald

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Re: I am the Liquor

Post by KoD » Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:08 pm

Yeeeeaaayyyuhhh!

Successful drinking:
1) Avoid alcohol >40 proof with the exception of infrequent celebratory events
2) Find an amazing beer style you like. For me, it's IPA's // Find a simple mixed drink such as whiskey + coke.
3) Drink said beer/mixed drink no more than once daily (two occasionally)
4) Success! You maintain "healthy" drinking while enjoying a solid buzz at a good price with no tolerance
5) ???
6) No profit, you still spend money on booze. Noob

Or you know.... F it

Either way, happy birth anniversary Pentagram! Next time I'm in the area we are chillin again
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Re: I am the Liquor

Post by scobywhru » Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:01 pm

Don't let peer pressure determine what/if/when you drink.

I've never really enjoyed beer myself I always found the hard liquor more interesting. I don't drink to get drunk mind you, just trying new things.
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Re: I am the Liquor

Post by Neelpos » Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:24 pm

Now you can smoke weed
kingscrub wrote:HEY NEELPOS WHY DONT YOU SHOVE THAT RETARDED SMILEYFACE AVATAR UP YOUR ASS.
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Re: I am the Liquor

Post by KatanaRama » Thu Sep 04, 2014 11:21 pm

Neelpos wrote:Now you can 420 Blaze it.
FTFY
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Post by Jason » Thu Sep 04, 2014 11:27 pm

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Re: I am the Liquor

Post by Django » Thu Sep 04, 2014 11:51 pm

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Re: I am the Liquor

Post by Hippie of doom » Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:02 am

happy birthday. Go get some nice expensive whiskey and enjoy my friend. :)
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Re: I am the Liquor

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:03 am

KoD wrote:Yeeeeaaayyyuhhh!

Successful drinking:
1) Avoid alcohol >40 proof
Well just how in the hell am I supposed to drink scotch, then?
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Re: I am the Liquor

Post by BPM » Sat Sep 27, 2014 5:53 pm

Happy belated Birthday.

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KoD wrote:Yeeeeaaayyyuhhh!

Successful drinking:
2) Find an amazing beer style you like. For me, it's IPA's // Find a simple mixed drink such as whiskey + coke.
I remember when you hated IPAs and I kept telling you to try them.
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Re: I am the Liquor

Post by Ikri » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:54 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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