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Birth

Post by pinkle » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:33 pm

Me :toot:
Celebrating by not working, ordering pizza, having cake, and playing some TF2 :banana:
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"OK, try to imagine yourself in the J2 Server... You get your first look at this "Pinkle" as you enter a clearing. She moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing her flamethrower. And you keep still because you think that maybe her visual acuity is based on movement like Johnny5 - She'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Pinkle. You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the Hippie and Wolsky you didn't even know were there. Because Pinkle's a pack hunter, you see, she uses coordinated attack patterns and she is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... A barbed-wired-wrapped fire axe, The Axetinguisher, in her left hand. She doesn't bother to headshot you like a Porkbun, say... no no. She lights you and slashes at you here, or here... Or maybe across the belly, critting your intestines. The point is, you are alive when she starts to rape you. So you know, try to show a little respect..." -- 3Ducks
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Re: Birth

Post by Hippie of doom » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:36 pm

pinkle wrote:Me :toot:
Celebrating by not working, ordering pizza, having cake, and playing some TF2 :banana:
and totally ignoring our daughter. j/k. I love you honey. Happy birthday <3
Im not random. i just think faster then you.
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Post by pinkle » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:41 pm

Hippie of doom wrote:
pinkle wrote:Me :toot:
Celebrating by not working, ordering pizza, having cake, and playing some TF2 :banana:
and totally ignoring our daughter. j/k. I love you honey. Happy birthday <3
lol no way :p ....in fact I just heard her poop... time to change her lol
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"OK, try to imagine yourself in the J2 Server... You get your first look at this "Pinkle" as you enter a clearing. She moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing her flamethrower. And you keep still because you think that maybe her visual acuity is based on movement like Johnny5 - She'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Pinkle. You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the Hippie and Wolsky you didn't even know were there. Because Pinkle's a pack hunter, you see, she uses coordinated attack patterns and she is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... A barbed-wired-wrapped fire axe, The Axetinguisher, in her left hand. She doesn't bother to headshot you like a Porkbun, say... no no. She lights you and slashes at you here, or here... Or maybe across the belly, critting your intestines. The point is, you are alive when she starts to rape you. So you know, try to show a little respect..." -- 3Ducks
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Re: Birth

Post by Bash » Thu Jun 25, 2015 5:34 pm

Hooray!
Bash_: ill "hoppin" in a sex
Bash_: sec*
Bash_: lol
Nonon: lマオ
Nonon: lmao*
Nonon: "ill 'hoppin' in a sex" - bash 2016
Bash_: I want you to spray paint that on my grave
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Re: Birth

Post by KatanaRama » Thu Jun 25, 2015 9:55 pm

Grats!
Bor-ed, bor-ed bored/ bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored./ I am really bored.
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Post by Toxius » Fri Jun 26, 2015 2:14 am

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Re: Birth

Post by Ian7 » Fri Jun 26, 2015 11:41 pm

god shut up you two
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Re: Birth

Post by Hippie of doom » Mon Jun 29, 2015 11:25 am

Ian7 wrote:god shut up you two
dont hate. We love you too Ian7.
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Re: Birth

Post by pinkle » Thu Jul 23, 2015 3:50 pm

Toxius wrote:Image
omg, just now seeing this. Perf :hearts:
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"OK, try to imagine yourself in the J2 Server... You get your first look at this "Pinkle" as you enter a clearing. She moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing her flamethrower. And you keep still because you think that maybe her visual acuity is based on movement like Johnny5 - She'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Pinkle. You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the Hippie and Wolsky you didn't even know were there. Because Pinkle's a pack hunter, you see, she uses coordinated attack patterns and she is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... A barbed-wired-wrapped fire axe, The Axetinguisher, in her left hand. She doesn't bother to headshot you like a Porkbun, say... no no. She lights you and slashes at you here, or here... Or maybe across the belly, critting your intestines. The point is, you are alive when she starts to rape you. So you know, try to show a little respect..." -- 3Ducks
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