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Sniper Update

Post by MJCS » Tue May 12, 2009 4:13 pm

TEAM FORTRESS 2 SNIPER UPDATE WEEK
Free Weekend Coming Soon
May 12, 2009 - Valve, creators of award-winning games and leading technologies, today announced the Sniper Update for Team Fortress 2 will be made available in the coming days via Steam.
Like prior TF2 Class updates, the Sniper will deliver new Achievements, maps and unlockable weapons free of charge to all owners of Team Fortress 2 for the PC.
A web site detailing the update is now online, and will be updated each day until the release is made public for automatic update.
For more information, please visit www.tf2.com/sniperupdate
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Re: Sniper Update

Post by Cow » Tue May 12, 2009 4:23 pm

AHH BOW AND ARROW.


Fuck now I am actually going to play sniper to these updates.


Or will I?
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Post by scobywhru » Tue May 12, 2009 4:32 pm

I will but we must implement MANDATORY taunts on sniper kills.
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Re: Sniper Update

Post by Cow » Tue May 12, 2009 4:33 pm

scobywhru wrote:I will but we must implement MANDATORY taunts on sniper kills.
It would be an awesome way to balance the 30 million snipers we will have when the update comes out.
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Re: Sniper Update

Post by knoid » Tue May 12, 2009 4:38 pm

fuck yeah.

also, i think someone's been drinking too much Creationist kool-aid (emphasis added):
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Re: Sniper Update

Post by MJCS » Tue May 12, 2009 4:39 pm

I thought the same thing...
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Post by UnbirthdayHatter » Tue May 12, 2009 4:45 pm

I'm fairly sure that is a joke, abotu the Dinosaurs. Otherwise.

YAY SNIPER UPDAAATEEE :B!
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Post by CaptainTripps » Tue May 12, 2009 4:50 pm

Nice idea. Especially for all the fail scouts running around. Wonder what the damage will be?
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Post by Mad_Dugan » Tue May 12, 2009 4:54 pm

This and Jarate. Awesome. Just one more unlock to be revealed. :)
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Post by BIGGIE » Tue May 12, 2009 5:04 pm

im poo at sniper
skinthinner wrote:wtf...you know that canada has one woman and a bunch of mooses...or miices...or whatever you call them...
the one woman has a full beard and no teeth and lives in an igloo...
so I must conclude that you, good sir, are lying and are really sitting around drinking beer with a moose and playing with your small canadian penis...
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Post by Axis Denied » Tue May 12, 2009 5:53 pm

Awesome.





....too bad I very rarely play sniper...
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Re: Sniper Update

Post by KoD » Tue May 12, 2009 7:01 pm

I'm sure Archer will like this.
I don't.
Scarecrow might.
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Post by NTbacteria » Tue May 12, 2009 7:43 pm

This is too funny.
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Re: Sniper Update

Post by Cervantes » Tue May 12, 2009 7:43 pm

fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this
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Re: Sniper Update

Post by Nightwolf » Tue May 12, 2009 8:11 pm

No worries biggie I was too just like everything else all u need is practice :)
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