The upcoming update [RELEASED]

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The upcoming update [RELEASED]

Post by Zeno » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:10 pm

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=11023
First off: this update is going to have a list of patch notes longer than a stalemate on Hydro.
And Badwater is just one of the maps with fixes in this update. In fact, the majority of maps in TF2 have gone through the same process.
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=11024
We'll be tweaking the stats on dozens of weapons in this next update
We'll be tweaking the stats on dozens of weapons in this next update
dozens of weapons
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Re: The upcoming update.

Post by Sanvich Hoovy » Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:12 pm

Pompson will have +300% crit chance

Minisentries will have +200% health

Enforcer gains +50% fire rate

Liberty launcher has +100% damage

Phlog requires -50% damage to charge mmmph!
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Re: The upcoming update.

Post by scobywhru » Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:33 pm

a more robust minisentry would be OP the way I play, Clearly they will be placed everywhere
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Re: The upcoming update.

Post by tehENEMY » Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:08 am

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Re: The upcoming update.

Post by Maha » Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:12 am

A list longer than a stalemate on Hydro? Who stalemates on Hydro? It's usually a steamroll for someone.
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Re: The upcoming update.

Post by RideTheWalrus » Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:54 am

I swear, if they nerf the jumpers again. I'll delete my BP.
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Re: The upcoming update.

Post by Wolsk » Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:16 am

RideTheWalrus wrote:I swear, if they nerf the jumpers again. I'll delete my BP.
If Valve doesn't nerf them, they will break jumping in some other way like they always do.
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Re: The upcoming update.

Post by Toxius » Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:26 am

all mediguns are removed.
only gun left is the quick fix.

pyros and scouts run amok as battle medics take to the field

there is no more healing; only ubersaw.

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Re: The upcoming update.

Post by Reisen Inaba » Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:45 am

They will remove all the weapons and put in more hats or better yet, reskins of hats
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Re: The upcoming update.

Post by Petiee » Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:56 am

All weapons are now reskins of vanilla weapons.
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Re: The upcoming update.

Post by Maha » Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:10 pm

Aaaaand incoming Dead Ringer nerf.
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Post by Ian7 » Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:15 pm

Petiee wrote:All weapons are now reskins of vanilla weapons.
While that would suck. It would be fun for a while.
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Re: The upcoming update.

Post by Elanos » Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:46 pm

All weapons are now hats. You have to out fab your opponents to win.
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Re: The upcoming update.

Post by Dangit Spongebobby! » Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:20 pm

Personally, I can't wait for the DR nerf.
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Re: The upcoming update.

Post by A Ninja » Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:39 pm

Deadringer is finally getting a nerf so spies require a slight amount of skill now. Fuck yea.
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