25 Minutes Of New Cave Johnson Lines

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25 Minutes Of New Cave Johnson Lines

Post by japanimater » Fri May 18, 2012 4:27 pm


Supposedly, these play at random while playing the custom levels from the Perpetual Testing Initiative.
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Re: 25 Minutes Of New Cave Johnson Lines

Post by Django » Fri May 18, 2012 4:54 pm

portal 2 has that one funny joke
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Re: 25 Minutes Of New Cave Johnson Lines

Post by Wolsk » Fri May 18, 2012 7:32 pm

That was amazing.
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Re: 25 Minutes Of New Cave Johnson Lines

Post by Brig » Sun May 20, 2012 8:10 pm

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WITH THESE


best Cave Johnson quote ever
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Re: 25 Minutes Of New Cave Johnson Lines

Post by bh :) » Mon May 21, 2012 10:28 pm

brigbar96 wrote:When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WITH THESE


best Cave Johnson quote ever
Wow I never heard that one before. Were there any good quotes in Portal 1 as well? I seriously haven't heard ANY good portal jokes yet.
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Re: 25 Minutes Of New Cave Johnson Lines

Post by NightFantom » Tue May 22, 2012 6:10 am

the cake is a lie (portal, ratman)
the weird cake recipe (portal, one of glados' cores)
spaaaaaaaace (portal 2, space core)
when life gives you lemons, ... (portal 2, cave johnson)
turret song (not really a quote i guess, portal 2, turrets)
"different" turret quotes (portal 2)
and now the multiverse quotes from portal 2 perpetual testing initiative with cave johnson (all of them)

those are the ones i remember of the top of my head
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Re: 25 Minutes Of New Cave Johnson Lines

Post by OfLoathing » Tue May 22, 2012 1:32 pm

Chariots, Chariots.

I think I'm going to have to preface phone conversations by saying chariots, chariots from now on. Hilarious.

Thanks for the video.
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Re: 25 Minutes Of New Cave Johnson Lines

Post by pepper » Tue May 22, 2012 10:44 pm

25 minutes was a bit much to sit through, i think the appeal of cave johnson should come naturally throughout the game and that's why i loved him so much.
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Re: 25 Minutes Of New Cave Johnson Lines

Post by mbaxter » Wed May 23, 2012 2:21 am

pepper wrote:25 minutes was a bit much to sit through, i think the appeal of cave johnson should come naturally throughout the game and that's why i loved him so much.
That's like sitting down to watch a tv show marathon and then giving it a bad review because personally you prefer to watch one episode of tv a day.
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Re: 25 Minutes Of New Cave Johnson Lines

Post by rottencheeseCA » Wed May 23, 2012 4:40 am

mbaxter wrote:
pepper wrote:25 minutes was a bit much to sit through, i think the appeal of cave johnson should come naturally throughout the game and that's why i loved him so much.
That's like sitting down to watch a tv show marathon and then giving it a bad review because personally you prefer to watch one episode of tv a day.
I get where u are coming from, pepper. i have just been playing a bunch of testing maps so i can hear all the quotes, naturally
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Re: 25 Minutes Of New Cave Johnson Lines

Post by NightFantom » Wed May 23, 2012 7:32 am

i put it on while i was doing other stuff, was funny
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Re: 25 Minutes Of New Cave Johnson Lines

Post by a1dan » Wed May 23, 2012 3:47 pm

I think the portal circlejerk might be one of the most annoying things on the internet. It's up there with that pony garbage, that's for sure.

cake lie
arrow knee
brony

j2 sure is good at beating the shit out of a dead horse.
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Re: 25 Minutes Of New Cave Johnson Lines

Post by Rat-morningstar » Sat May 26, 2012 9:14 am

jesus aonedan who's been raining on your parade these days? you mister sour grumpy man you.


i mean,i'd let you take some friendship to the knee, but it was a lie :smug:
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Re: 25 Minutes Of New Cave Johnson Lines

Post by Drakenlord » Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:53 am

Best part: Greg's creepy kid

Man that was good!
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