I'm going paintballin'

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Re: I'm going paintballin'

Post by Brig » Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:12 pm

well techniacally I said excelsior muthafuckas while charging straight into the map with a riot shield, but whatev ;)
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Re: I'm going paintballin'

Post by GG50 » Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:56 pm

Paintballing's pretty fun until some prick decides to put some of his paintballs in the fridge for awhile, that and when the paintballs get you in a soft spot is when they sting a bit. Most of the time it's pretty fun.
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2) Cover the sides with some kind of mesh
3) Cut some holes out of the mesh for a gun barrel
4) Fuck some one's day up with your paintball tank.

Also a good state for scenarior paintball which is more often than not in nature is Nevada.
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Re: I'm going paintballin'

Post by Magnus » Sun Jul 29, 2012 11:41 pm

After I got shot point blank in the neck, I always wore my hockey neck guard to paintball.
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Re: I'm going paintballin'

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:18 am

GG50 wrote:Paintballing's pretty fun until some prick decides to put some of his paintballs in the fridge for awhile
At the courses I play, you have to use their paint.
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Re: I'm going paintballin'

Post by GG50 » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:15 pm

We go by the honor system where I play, don't freeze your balls and don't wipe the paint off if you get hit.
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Re: I'm going paintballin'

Post by Magnus » Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:19 pm

Grndslmhttr3 wrote:
GG50 wrote:Paintballing's pretty fun until some prick decides to put some of his paintballs in the fridge for awhile
At the courses I play, you have to use their paint.
That's not cool. Anyone who does that shit is a fuckhead.
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Re: I'm going paintballin'

Post by GG50 » Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:27 pm

Magnus wrote:
Grndslmhttr3 wrote:
GG50 wrote:Paintballing's pretty fun until some prick decides to put some of his paintballs in the fridge for awhile
At the courses I play, you have to use their paint.
That's not cool. Anyone who does that shit is a fuckhead.
Indeed.
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Re: I'm going paintballin'

Post by nightmare 101 » Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:59 pm

I always bring an allen wrench to adjust my PSI after they calibrate my gun. Purple welts are so pretty!

But seriously, I did play with some guys that had some pretty fucked PSI before. I didn't usually have a problem with the game though, it's always loads of fun. But i agree, it is extraordinarily expensive for a hobby. Probably why people even go pro in the first place - to pay for all the balls they shoot!
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Re: I'm going paintballin'

Post by Brig » Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:35 pm

I got a dark blue "Scorpion" brand 2012 paintball gun with my money I've saved up.

It was expensive, but so friggin worth it.
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Re: I'm going paintballin'

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Wed May 22, 2013 6:51 am

Got home from school and saw my gun sitting on the floor. I definitely have to clean it out soon. Haven't been paintballing in like two years, too.
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Re: I'm going paintballin'

Post by Brig » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:23 pm

Its really sad that this thread is still one of the top ones in the sports section
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Re: I'm going paintballin'

Post by Dr. Fisch » Fri Oct 25, 2013 4:41 am

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Re: I'm going paintballin'

Post by Brig » Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:39 am

It was second or third before that you smelly Fisch.
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