Last night someone, perhaps Dimethylmorphine, made some opiate related comment. In typical .j2 fashion and as the voices in my head are want to do, i mentioned something about opiate use causing peoples poop to be, "as large as and as gentle as a cinder block."
Here's what i was talking about.
Or if you'd rather just see a picture of what the medical procedure to remove it is... well, you can just look that up yourself.
Heroin Babies! (aka: opiate fecal impaction)
Heroin Babies! (aka: opiate fecal impaction)
Yeah, but then your face was there and I shot it. -Parasyte
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Re: Heroin Babies! (aka: opiate fecal impaction)
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20:37 <@mbaxter> !crepe
20:37 <@creeper> mbaxter eats a delicious crepe. Suddenly, SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *KABLOOEY*
20:37 -!- mbaxter was kicked from #minecraft by creeper [Creeper Crepe]
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Re: Heroin Babies! (aka: opiate fecal impaction)
Good times in tf4.
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Re: Heroin Babies! (aka: opiate fecal impaction)
This is just another reason to stay the fuck away from these kinds of harmful drugs
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Re: Heroin Babies! (aka: opiate fecal impaction)
Doing a bit of cursory reading, it seems that opiates have a way of causing your intestines to slow or all but stop the motion it uses to push food product through. Hence, it's not uncommon for people with an opiate issue to not have to have a bowel movement for days.Usernamedoesnotexist wrote:This is just another reason to stay the fuck away from these kinds of harmful drugs
Yeah, but then your face was there and I shot it. -Parasyte
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Re: Heroin Babies! (aka: opiate fecal impaction)
One of my professors showed us a video about a man who got extremely depressed from a breakup (or divorce) and refused to leave his bed, even to use the bathroom. A massive fecal impaction caused him to contract sepsis and die.
Re: Heroin Babies! (aka: opiate fecal impaction)
Shit, man.KoD wrote:One of my professors showed us a video about a man who got extremely depressed from a breakup (or divorce) and refused to leave his bed, even to use the bathroom. A massive fecal impaction caused him to contract sepsis and die.