DOTA 2 is a Disgusting game PART 2 DIES IRAE (҂⌣̀_⌣́) ╭∩╮

[Django]

Previously on....

http://forums.joe.to/viewtopic.php?f=242&t=73378

If i am ever forced to cover guys playing video games, il will be forced to retire ,and move to a fishing village selling BATE

[Waterbear]

Two questions, nothing personal

How old are you? Also, how fat are you?

First one ,because i know for sure the colombian fathers (not to start shit, but i mean specifically Colombia born) do lack a lot of culture when it comes to e-sports
, all they do is copy paste what they learned from their parents ,and that's probably nothing, as they were probably teenaged parents, in other words "accidents" of an euphoric
sex-crazed country.

All i see if them pressuring their sons to do all these physical sports before you're 18 (futbol, basebol, etc) when it's completely unnecessary or irrelevant
maintaining the household. But cuz colombia, it's all cool once they lend you the family soccer ball/buy a soccer ball for you (aka he didn't give you a responsability,
he just bought you a toy).

Then after graduation, they just want to kick them out of the house. Like go be a professional player or something ,but don't ask me.

In the 200,000 years or so of human history and prehistory, no culture closes the doors nor antagonizes their own fucking biological offspring.
So, no pressure on anything.

Alright, question number 2. How lazy/fat are you? Cause if you really are, then that might be a legitimate concern for him for your physical and mental health.
Like maybe he doesn't want you not being able to enjoy e-sports/be happy with yourself if you are that unhealthy. However, if he is fat/unhealthy himself, then
no reasons to give a fuck about losing weight and shit.

TL:TR version


die nerds
-your post-


ur a nerd just like everyone else

-reality-

[rottencheeseCA]

I don't care how old and fat he is Django is my friend. But I think we need to send you to a dota rehab, because you are obsessed. It's not your fault man, it's not your fault

[ianws]

I think we need to get django to the ER for his burns before he goes to unneeded therapy

[Ian7]

django your funny saltiness has just turned to saltiness

[Django]

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