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Re: bioshock cracked

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:12 pm

I can't seem to get it running. Thanks for the password, by the way. It tells me that the configuration or something was incorrect and doesn't run. I did exactly as the README said.
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Re: bioshock cracked

Post by ZIGGO » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:24 pm

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Re: bioshock cracked

Post by Sizzler » Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:05 pm

Grndslmhttr3 wrote:I can't seem to get it running. Thanks for the password, by the way. It tells me that the configuration or something was incorrect and doesn't run. I did exactly as the README said.
Securom will delete the game if it thinks it doesn't install. You have to either rename the Bioshock folder or end the setup process when the game tries to update right after you install the bulk of the game.
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Re: bioshock cracked

Post by joe » Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:09 pm

or use the pacsteam torrent, which doesn't have an installer - just run the exe from inside the bioshock folder
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Re: bioshock cracked

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:38 pm

joe wrote:or use the pacsteam torrent, which doesn't have an installer - just run the exe from inside the bioshock folder
Oh, can you link me to that torrent?
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Re: bioshock cracked

Post by Ronin » Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:09 pm

Grndslmhttr3 wrote:I can't seem to get it running. Thanks for the password, by the way. It tells me that the configuration or something was incorrect and doesn't run. I did exactly as the README said.
If you're running it in Vista, the exact same thing happened to me.

Go to the "vs redist" folder located on the disk and run the exe in that folder.
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Re: bioshock cracked

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:31 pm

Nah, I'm running XP. I don't know much of computers, so can you tell me what "vs redist" is?
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Re: bioshock cracked

Post by Ronin » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:49 pm

..the name of a folder on the disk where you'll find said executable file.
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Re: bioshock cracked

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:09 pm

I feel that as of now, I have the intelligence off a stillborn fetus with down syndrome, because I still have absolutely no idea what you mean by "run the exe in vs redist folder."
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Re: bioshock cracked

Post by Ronin » Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:28 pm

On the bioshock DVD, there is a folder entitled "vs redist". If you double click on a folder in Windows XP, it will open the folder and display the files inside. If you double click on this folder that is called "vs redist", you will find a file inside. If you double click on this file, it will install something. After you double click on the file and install it, Bioshock should work.

Now, in Bioshock, you use the W, S, A and D keys to move forward, backward, left and right, respectively. If you move your mouse around, you will move your head around in game, thus enabling you to look anywhere you desire. If you have a weapon equipped, hitting the left button on your mouse will shoot it, and hitting the right button will look down the iron sights.
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Re: bioshock cracked

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:31 pm

Oh, well I was using a crack, not a DVD. I see a Readme, BioShock.exe, some registry thing, and a .dll file.
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Re: bioshock cracked

Post by Ronin » Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:34 pm

How did you install Bioshock with a crack?
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Re: bioshock cracked

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:36 pm

I used the link on Page 3 that Joe provided me.
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Re: bioshock cracked

Post by Ronin » Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:49 pm

Did you...install..Bioshock?
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Re: bioshock cracked

Post by Grndslmhttr3 » Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:00 am

I tried to, but the exe won't run.
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