Court Finds Model Innocent Based on Breast Size

Cc_Hairy · Post by **Cc_Hairy** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:23 pm

Serena wrote: "I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court"

"If the breast dont fit, you must acquit!"
-ghost of Johnnie Cochran

ajentjbobclinton · Post by **ajentjbobclinton** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:35 pm

If I was judge I'd ask for further evidence. Ask her to strip + lube up and try it again

Tuck · Post by **Tuck** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:58 pm

I'd ask to physically examine the evidence.

ajentjbobclinton · Post by **ajentjbobclinton** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:12 pm

"The court has ordered you topless mamm, please."

Jerky · Post by **Jerky** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:36 am

um, shes nasty, 38, and no woman should ever have boobs that big.

Hunt3r · Post by **Hunt3r** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:09 am

Epic lulz that's... stupidarded.

Gr|m · Post by **Gr|m** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:29 am

^....

meh jerky, it depends

austin · Post by **austin** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:08 am

Yay for hormones!

Jerky · Post by **Jerky** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:52 pm

Gr¦m wrote:^....

meh jerky, it depends

ON WHAT?! if you dont have a foot fetish but a huge boob fetish that can crush your balls? all natural is the way to go.

Gr|m · Post by **Gr|m** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:57 pm

what? I am saying some girls with big boobs can be sexy, others can be gross, it depends on the whole package.

Deski · Post by **Deski** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:19 pm

plus for a 38 year old, she looks younger. wouldnt mind getting her in the center pocket

Avatar-Ang · Post by **Avatar-Ang** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:15 pm

I lol'ed

austin · Post by **austin** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:05 pm

Gr¦m wrote:what? I am saying some girls with big boobs can be sexy, others can be gross, it depends on the whole package.

LOLOLOL

Ture true... i go fur dat azz baebe.

Cc_Hairy · Post by **Cc_Hairy** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:25 pm

the below image illustrates the difficulty the male brain has on focusing on a single breast when there are more than one

ajentjbobclinton · Post by **ajentjbobclinton** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:31 pm

I concur.