ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by Snugglebear » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:02 pm

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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by ianws » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:32 pm

Day 1:Packing up...to live in isolation

I began to take my leave from Arkansas when I heard that the line of joe2 Ians are slowly withering away, because of the evil ones that deemed us lolis. They are hunting us down like animals, treating us like little girls hence the alias loli. But enough of the past, its time to focus on the present. I had a destination, The Bunker of Ians, this bunker has kept generations upon generations of ians, ill tell more of this bunker when arrive to see it to its former glory, former because possibly, no Ian has ventured into it since 20 years. well I'm finished packing, first destination and possibly last, The Bunker of Ians.

This is Ianws sighing off till the next day.

And to who ever reads this journal I have either succeeded or failed on my quest to bring the best name in the world given to a man, Ian
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by Wolsk » Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:11 pm

Oh my.
I expect great things from this thread.
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Post by joe » Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:13 pm

:popcorn:
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by Wolsk » Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:27 pm

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Post by Ian7 » Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:21 pm

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Post by prolix » Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:19 pm

Ian7 wrote:...
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by ianws » Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:26 am

Day 2: "The Start of the Lolicaust"---- Wolsky

Good Morning, today I am awoken up to a beautiful, radiant sun, glistening right through my window, sadly, I realize and come to a despair type of emotion, this may be the last day I see the sun for a very long time. So I began to grab my packed bags and loaded them into my truck, mind you its only pornos i have kept through the years and an ass load of tissue. I wave to my family as I leave my beloved farm (lul) as i travel the on the HIGHWAY TO HELL to reach the bunker.

As I was on my travels I overheard on the radio that there has been a golden statue recently built, yet to my amazement, it was for the greatest hero of our generation, ian7. this statue was sculpted and funded by the man named wolsky, and this statue was fitted with pure gold, quite fitting for a hero, wouldn't you say?

Wolsky also had a speech but sadly the radio station only broadcasted one important quote "Ladies, Gentlemen, I come before you today to tell you that we are in a lolicaust." I hope wolsky lives a rich and resourceful life for the great deed he has done for the ians and the lolis, if I make it out of this alive I hope one day, I can shake his hand to show my respect and gratitude

Ianws signing off till the next day in kansas.

Oh and MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by Wolsk » Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:44 am

This is so going to be a J2 movie in TF2.
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by ianws » Fri Dec 24, 2010 4:01 am

I want our sexy jason to play as me.
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by Django » Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:42 am

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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by Ian7 » Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:11 am

Kansas sucks dick, if the bunker is there that'll be a HUGE let down.
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by Jason » Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:27 am

ianws wrote:I want our sexy jason to play as me.
I AM rly good at doing different accents.
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Re: ALL IANS ARE LOLIS

Post by ianws » Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:13 pm

Well ian you done have to read all of dis here story to know where it is, I'm only stopping in kansas cuz i r tired.

Or by golly give me a state and ill explain it the best I can if ive been there.
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Post by Jason » Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:16 pm

State of confusion.
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