Proposal: More penises on the server!

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GETTING HUGE!

Dongs Ahoy!
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The amount penis already engorges if not exceeds the tensile strength of the server.
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Proposal: More penises on the server!

Post by Magnus » Mon May 16, 2011 10:05 pm

I for one welcome our penis spraying brethren.
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Re: Proposal: More penises on the server!

Post by Waterbear » Mon May 16, 2011 10:23 pm

hi i am here
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12:13 PM - jermm: my body is failing me
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Re: Proposal: More penises on the server!

Post by Django » Mon May 16, 2011 10:29 pm

Only if they are uncut 8)
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Re: Proposal: More penises on the server!

Post by Waterbear » Mon May 16, 2011 10:35 pm

GOD YES
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Re: Proposal: More penises on the server!

Post by ianws » Mon May 16, 2011 11:11 pm

VIVA REVOLUTION FOR UNCUT DONGS.
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Re: Proposal: More penises on the server!

Post by Archer » Tue May 17, 2011 2:32 am

j2 thread checklist

✔Dicks
✔woogie
☐Neelpos quote
☐Angry joe rant
☐Someone menioning Belgium and/or waffles

2/5, keep going.
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Re: Proposal: More penises on the server!

Post by Chief Cheese » Tue May 17, 2011 2:34 am

Didn't you kind of satisfy number five yourself right there.

And why the hell would woogie be a part of a j2 thread checklist.
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Re: Proposal: More penises on the server!

Post by Waterbear » Tue May 17, 2011 2:40 am

Um. That checklist doesn't make sense. THANKS FOR TRYING THOUGH ARCHER, I KNOW THE HAWAIIAN EDUCATION SYSTEM ISNT THAT GREAT SO I CAN FORGIVE U
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Re: Proposal: More penises on the server!

Post by koko » Tue May 17, 2011 2:49 am

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Re: Proposal: More penises on the server!

Post by Magnus » Tue May 17, 2011 12:59 pm

While on the topic of male genitalia I came across this little tidbit in my pursuit of academic sources for my research proposal.
Wikipedia wrote:...Males possess a modified tubular anal fin called a gonopodium located directly behind the ventral fin which is flexed forward and used as a delivery mechanism for one or more balls of spermatozoa. The male will approach a female and will flex his gonopodium forward before thrusting it into her and ejecting these balls. After the female guppy is inseminated, a dark area near the anus, known as the gravid spot, will enlarge and darken. Just before birth, the eyes of fry may be seen through the translucent skin in this area of the female's body. When birth occurs, individual offspring are dropped in sequence over the course of an hour or so.
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Re: Proposal: More penises on the server!

Post by Django » Tue May 17, 2011 1:52 pm

Magnus wrote:While on the topic of male genitalia....
Did you sliced you dick again?
Oh you mangus, you're the worst with those wacky antics of yours.
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Re: Proposal: More penises on the server!

Post by Magnus » Tue May 17, 2011 2:07 pm

Clearly not if you had bothered to read the rest of my post.

Why do we attract the ADHD positive here?
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Re: Proposal: More penises on the server!

Post by Jason » Tue May 17, 2011 2:08 pm

Dongs aplenty.


Also what the fuck@Magnus.
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Re: Proposal: More penises on the server!

Post by SixtyWattMan » Tue May 17, 2011 2:10 pm

I'm SixtyWattMan, and I approve this message.
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Re: Proposal: More penises on the server!

Post by Magnus » Tue May 17, 2011 3:14 pm

Jason wrote:Also what the fuck@Magnus.
Anal fins, its like reverse butt sex.
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Gr¦m wrote:dang mangus, is that like 15 inches?
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