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jazzy
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by jazzy » Tue May 31, 2011 6:33 pm
http://www.pleasedontbanme.com
Hi there. Maybe you're wondering what this is. League of Legends recently introduced the Tribunal, letting level 30 players read and vote on player-submitted reports.
As expected, you have a large group of some of the world's worst people.
If you get an amusing case, don't forget to submit it. We're fairly dependent on user submissions because each person can only view three ten cases a day.
Examples of the great submissions:
BlizzyDN[All] [08:17:05]: twitch if overextension was in the dictionary, you wouldn't be in it, because koreans don't have dictionaries
BlizzyDN[All] [08:20:16]: these koreans are getting mad
BlizzyDN[All] [08:20:21]: yelling at me in rice speak
BlizzyDN[All] [08:20:36]: you know
BlizzyDN[All] [08:20:39]: ching chong chang
BlizzyDN[All] [14:24:50]: YOU STUPID CUNT-EYE
BlizzyDN[All] [14:30:55]: when a horse farmer has a retarded horse he shoots it immediately
BlizzyDN[All] [14:31:01]: all i'm saying is we could learn a bit from horse farmers
BlizzyDN[All] [14:36:17]: what kind of limp-dicked oriental awesome dies 14 times
BlizzyDN[All] [14:36:48]: just hurry up and win the game you useless slants
BlizzyDN[All] [14:37:48]: further substantiating the fact that only cheap awesome gooks play morde
719x[All] [08:17:55]: Hitler's KDR - 6,000,000:1
719x[All] [08:18:24]: He was removed from the game
719x[All] [08:18:36]: And replaced with Master Yi
719x[All] [22:02:12]: Riot puts these people with me because they know the white race is the master race
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The Dude Abides.
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Lad Stankfoot
- Martyn J. Bootyspoon
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by Lad Stankfoot » Tue May 31, 2011 6:35 pm
heh.
fan0721pke wrote:Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and
wholesale touch screen laptops scabbed over before use.When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.
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Draupniro
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by Draupniro » Tue May 31, 2011 6:48 pm
HAHAHAHA wow. this is gonna keep me entertained for quite a while.
MineCraft username: Draupniro
Steam name: TheDuckening
LeagueOfLegends name: TheDuckening
Estroy wrote:Fuck, got owned by draup.
<j2server_mc2> <Pennoy999> <ADMIN> You sexeh individual :L
Anatidaephobia
The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
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Dr Lecter
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by Dr Lecter » Tue May 31, 2011 6:51 pm
Lol at those two. I'll be checking this out later, look for my name... I mean
Because, since you don't know me, there is a great possibility that I'm on an higher intellectuel level then you are on.
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jazzy
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by jazzy » Tue May 31, 2011 7:52 pm
BroHeimBro [All] [06:10:57]: Sivir
BroHeimBro [All] [06:10:59]: Come to baron
BroHeimBro [All] [06:11:02]: :3
Horus Cox [All] [06:11:07]: leave her alone
Horus Cox [All] [06:11:09]: she's with me
Horus Cox [All] [06:11:12]: >:o
BroHeimBro [All] [06:11:17]: But.. I have cookies.
Horus Cox [All] [06:11:25]: I have chocolate cake
Horus Cox [06:11:28]: bitches love chocolate cake
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jazzy
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by jazzy » Tue May 31, 2011 7:55 pm
LeeZilla [01:01:02]: surrender @ 20?
Fedx88 [01:01:07]: ?
LeeZilla [01:01:09]: i gotta go jerk off in 30 mins
LeeZilla [01:18:33]: cya
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ammaraskar
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by ammaraskar » Tue May 31, 2011 9:18 pm
This is hilarious xD
[Report]
2011-05-26 01:57 (UTC+0)
feeding to 30 [13:03:40]: RIOT DOES NOT CARE
feeding to 30 [13:03:50]: I HAVE BEEN REPORTED OVER 100 TIMES
Shqipton2 [13:03:54]: 10 bucks that they care
feeding to 30 [13:04:19]: 10 BUCKS SAYS YOUR MOTHER SUCKS DICKS FOR 5 BUCKS
Ikri - About to head home now. If I'm not back in Eugene in 10 hours, it's probably because we hit a deer and the deer won, or lost, depending on how you look at the situation. Ouch.
Neelpos - If it's still alive after the collision slit its throat for messing up your car, then drink its blood to gain its power.
<+collinday> gamesurge is obviously highly unstable... like windows ME
<@benderj2> collinday: YOUR MOM is obviously highly unstable... like windows ME
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Erickarkos
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by Erickarkos » Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:20 am
I lol'd
DeathsPain [00:59:31]: how old r u lux?
silverhunter [00:59:47]: um 10
silverhunter [00:59:53]: 4th grade
silverhunter [01:00:32]: i can smoke pot if i want to
this ain't no commy china yo
LegendGuides1[All] [11:05:08]: n***a im rich
LegendGuides1[All] [11:05:12]: people dont ban people
LegendGuides1[All] [11:05:16]: that drop dough like me
LegendGuides1[All] [11:05:23]: welcome to capitalism bitches
LegendGuides1[All] [11:05:32]: this aint no commy china
I'll do it
ToasterBoyy[All] [22:29:28]: im gonna rape your asshole with my knife
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nightmare 101
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by nightmare 101 » Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:16 am
I have seen some of the most illiterate fucktards, racist assholes, etc, while doing my duties as a level 30 LoL player on Tribunal.
Sometimes I just can't keep doing it and i have to take a break.
In some other time and space, I found time for a new signature.
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Erickarkos
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by Erickarkos » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:38 pm
nightmare 101 wrote:I have seen some of the most illiterate fucktards, racist assholes, etc,
Welcome to the internet.
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jazzy
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by jazzy » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:06 pm
The Dude Abides.
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nightmare 101
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by nightmare 101 » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:18 pm
I didn't say that it came as a surprise, but the fact that I have to filter through an unabridged novels' worth of racial slurs with just a few misspelled curse words in-between, is enough for me to lose all faith in these imbeciles. I also wonder "Why is it that I've never seen these people in my games? Is Riot just trolling me with fake tribunal cases?"
In some other time and space, I found time for a new signature.
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Dr Lecter
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by Dr Lecter » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:30 pm
Probably because you don't feed the trolls like most people. I, personally, always feed them.
Because, since you don't know me, there is a great possibility that I'm on an higher intellectuel level then you are on.
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MrBlip
- It was inevitable.
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by MrBlip » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:24 pm
I have to say the people I've met in this game are incredibly bi-polar. They'll start off the game pretty nice and helpful, but by the end they're spamming shit in all caps in Brazilian or Ukrainian or whatever the fuck language they use. I assume they're calling people nubs and screaming obscenities.
9:18 PM - mrblip: im allowed to have my own opinions
9:19 PM - Dr. Doctorpus: no youre not
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NightFantom
- fuck you i'm a dragon
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by NightFantom » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:40 pm
i love the "i just lost my last game and i'm desperate to win this one.. HOLY SHIT HOW DID HE DO.. FUUUCK... THAT WASN'T EVEN.." type of player
personally, in chat i'm usually either silent or a bit of a joker/slight troll
in skype i'm either yelling "woo!" "fuuuuu!" or "fuck these shitty hitboxes/lagspikes/..."
that seems like a huge amount of work for no good reason - joe
or, you know, sarcasm - Neelpos
