Counter Strike: Global Offensive Server Megathread

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Counter Strike: Global Offensive Server Megathread

Post by Neelpos » Thu May 28, 2015 2:46 am

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CS:JO is back in business, boys and girls. Come one come all, and bring your Negevs.



The name of the server is csgo.joe.to
You can connect to the server by clicking this link: steam://connect/csgo.joe.to:27015 or by typing 'connect csgo.joe.to' into the in game console.

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    • Rule #1 wrote:We are here to have fun. If at any time you are ruining the fun, you will be dealt with.
      If you fail to remember anything else about the rules, remember this. It is the cornerstone for everything joe.to.
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    • Custom Crosshair
      File: http://tools.dathost.net
      Instructions:
      1. Customize the crosshair as you see fit
      2. Create a notepad file and paste the crosshair information into it
      3. Save as autoexec.cfg and change filetype to "All Files
      4. Save in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\SteamApps\common\Counter-Strike Global Offensive\csgo\cfg
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Getting Started with CS:GO
Store Page:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/730/
CS:GO costs $15 - It is also regularly discounted during Steam sales.

I'm having trouble...
...Landing my shots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2jEPKKIM2I
...With the stock crosshair: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZJ4hAuNz3I
...Getting around fast/quiet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Mp3IdkN8s
...With my potassium intake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1fEdMTYLPI
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Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Server Megathread

Post by Neelpos » Thu May 28, 2015 3:38 am

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kingscrub wrote:HEY NEELPOS WHY DONT YOU SHOVE THAT RETARDED SMILEYFACE AVATAR UP YOUR ASS.
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Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Server Megathread

Post by Ian7 » Thu May 28, 2015 4:28 am

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Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Server Megathread

Post by Sanvich Hoovy » Thu May 28, 2015 5:55 pm

Why isn't this up with the other servers above the donation bar?
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Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Server Megathread

Post by NIPPER » Thu May 28, 2015 6:28 pm

But will we earn XP!?!?! NEED XP FOR BARBIE'S DREAM-GUN DRESS UP GAME
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Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Server Megathread

Post by Ian7 » Thu May 28, 2015 6:46 pm

Bitter old man ^
mbaxter wrote:Loaf was banned by rottencheeseCA for one minute, for reason "fuck"
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Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Server Megathread

Post by Neelpos » Thu May 28, 2015 6:50 pm

Sanvich Hoovy wrote:Why isn't this up with the other servers above the donation bar?
It is currently listed above as sven.joe.to, because Techie is a silly goose.
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Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Server Megathread

Post by Maha » Thu May 28, 2015 6:58 pm

Permanent erection.
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Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Server Megathread

Post by Neelpos » Mon Jul 06, 2015 8:32 am

Updated the post with a few tutorial videos to explain some of CS:GO's more complex mechanics. Players who have been complaining about the games recoil system might find the following video informative, as it explains recoil, movement, and other factors that can screw with your accuracy. Aiming in CS:GO isn't easy, but once you learn the ins and outs you'll start popping heads like a champion.


NIPPER wrote:But will we earn XP!?!?! NEED XP FOR BARBIE'S DREAM-GUN DRESS UP GAME
As we are a custom maps server you will not gain XP from playing on CS:JO.
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Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Server Megathread

Post by NIPPER » Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:04 pm

I know :sadasfuck: Do guns not just randomly drop at the end of rounds anymore?
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Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Server Megathread

Post by Mastermind1011 » Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:39 pm

Neelpos wrote:Updated the post with a few tutorial videos to explain some of CS:GO's more complex mechanics. Players who have been complaining about the games recoil system might find the following video informative, as it explains recoil, movement, and other factors that can screw with your accuracy. Aiming in CS:GO isn't easy, but once you learn the ins and outs you'll start popping heads like a champion.
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It's not that we don't know how aiming and recoil work in CS:GO, it's that we think how aiming and recoil work in CS:GO is stupid.
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Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Server Megathread

Post by Neelpos » Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:27 pm

NIPPER wrote:I know :sadasfuck: Do guns not just randomly drop at the end of rounds anymore?
I think they upped the crate cap and lowered the skin cap, but they're still there. Played a game last night where a player got an Awp Pink DDPAT as a drop, $13 gun that is. It's probably in response to XP rewarding a skin for every weekly level up, but the levels do seem a bit too low for it to be just that.
Mastermind1011 wrote:it's that we think how aiming and recoil work in CS:GO is stupid.
Well I suppose we'll just have to agree to disagree. I'm fond of the difficulty and steep learning curve.
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Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Server Megathread

Post by Ian7 » Sun Jul 12, 2015 9:44 pm

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Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Server Megathread

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Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Server Megathread

Post by Neelpos » Mon Jul 13, 2015 4:51 pm

KoD has also restored Map nomination to the server I believe, and is taking a look into other plugins we may have use of, three cheers for KoD.

Maybe if enough people know KoD is doing this I won't be lynched if he breaks something.
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